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Bart: Food patrol, how'd you do ?

Lisa holds up three berries

Bart: What? But where are all the lobsters, mangoes, and chewy, chewy cocoa beans?

Lisa: All we found were these berries, and they look pretty poisonous. (Squishes a purple berry)

Ralph: I ated the purple berries... oh (clutches stomach), oh (bends down), oh (falls over)

Bart: How are they Ralph?... Good?

Ralph: They taste like (pause) burning.

Bart: Welp, food patrol blew it.

Milhouse: Oh yeah? Well your shelter does not look like something to boast about.

Milhouse shows a crudely made treehouse out of twigs.

Bart: You will be thankful when monsoon season hits.

Bart's shelter collapses, finally snapping Bart out of his idea that being stranded on an island is a matter of survivalism, not a place to chill out like what is seen on TV.

Bart: Oh man. No food. No shelter. No monkey butlers. This island is a death trap. We should have just swam for it like Otto.

Open ocean. Otto is near exhaustion from all the swimming.

Otto{talking to himself}: Oh man, I cannot swim another inch. I am going to drown.

Otto sinks beneath water, but is then raised by being caught in a fishing net. Otto is then deposited onto a Chinese-flagged fishing trawler with hundreds of fish.

Otto: Oh ho! Thank the Good Dude, I am saved!

Fisherman #1{speaking Cantonese}: Shall we put him down below with the others?

Fisherman #2{speaking Cantonese}: You can never have too many slaves in the cannery.

Otto{speaking English}: I think I am going to like it aboard this ship!

Narrator: So the children learned how to function as a society, and eventually they were rescued by, oh, let's say... Moe.

Homer: Compu-global-hyper-meganet, Junior Vice President Homer Simpson speaking, how may I direct your call? (hands the phone to Marge) It's Patty.

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