Difference between revisions of "The Van Houten Curse"

{{TB|Hey, Milhouse. What’s your hat size? I wanna get you a cap just like mine.}}

{{TB|Why don’t you just give me yours?}}

{{TB|That’s a great idea! This is gonna be your best birthday party this week!}}

{{TB|Excuse me, Superfriend, if you’re done monologuing, it’s your turn to roll the dodecahedron.}}

{{TB|Gack! That’s the icosahedron! Bart, get your head in the game!}}

{{TB|Look, the only reason I agreed to play Dungheaps and Doofuses with you guys is because you’re the only ones left who can’t get into Milhouse's dumb birthday parties.}}

{{TB|Actually, we hacked the app and acquired a reservation to tonight’s late seating.}}

{{TB|No thanks. I’ll just be up in my room binge watching anime until my eyes fall out.}}

{{TB|Didn’t we just spend hours with your grandmother?}}

{{TB|That was my Dad’s mom. This is my Mom’s mom. She arrives at the INTERNATIONAL terminal. From Italy!}}

{{TB|But we’re in America! That’s what we speak here.}}

{{TB|And who’s this? Bella ragazza! Much too pretty for you. What does her family owe us?}}

{{TB|{{*}}wildly waving hands{{*}} It’s nice to meet you.}}

{{TB|Ah! I like her! {{*}}squeezes Lisa’s cheeks{{*}} Bella! Bella ragazza!}}

{{THT|{{Task|Collect Pasta Bowls|150}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Introduce Lisa to His Nana|4 hours|[[Springfield Airport]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Meet Milhouse’s Nana|4 hours|[[Springfield Airport]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Nana Sophie Mussolini Examine Milhouse|4 hours|[[Springfield Airport]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Nana Sophie Mussolini]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{TB|I can’t see what you’re saying. Raise your hands!}}

{{TB|No, I liked Nana. She had very strong pinching fingers. Much stronger than your other grandma’s.}}

{{TB|It’s just that I realized that, just because other people think you’re cool, doesn’t mean I have to.}}

{{TB|I learned a lesson, too. That it isn’t important what others think of me. Just what you think of me.}}

{{TB|Oh, Milhouse, that’s sweet.}}

{{TB|I’ll take that.}}

{{TB|Nana, Lisa doesn’t want to hang out with me! What am I gonna do?}}

{{TB|Alright. I’ll try to suck it up.}}

{{TB|Now, come. I'm going to get you the best gelato Springfield's Little Italy has to offer. Not that good, but I have a coupon. Buy ninety-eight…}}

{{TB|Maybe if Milhouse was still cool. But since he cried like a baby, he definitely isn’t cool anymore.}}

{{TB|I don’t think I follow…}}

{{TB|Me neither. Let’s just say they’re both uncool now. C’mon, let’s go jump rope!}}

{{TB|Hey Bart, let’s go to my house. There may be some Squishee syrup left over from the last of my parties.}}

{{THT|{{Task|Collect Pasta Bowls|190}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Invite Milhouse to His House|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Play at Bart’s House|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{TB|So how come your Nana is so cool but she’s still related to you?}}

{{TB|She’s not a Van Houten. She’s a Mussolini.}}

{{TB|Oh. That’s a name to be proud of.}}