Revision as of 10:27, September 9, 2024
| Left, Right, Left
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Left, Right, Left is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Rommelwood Academy content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After completing School's Out Forever Pt. 3
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I've been told that according to some recent law -- I don't really keep up on my politics -- if we charge for education we also have to offer some compensation.
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So from now on, every child that attends our school will get a Class Coin.
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If you ask me, and no one did, it's time to put down the carrot and pick up the stick.
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No one asked you.
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No one ever asks Leopold. Not to prom, not for this.
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Task: "Make Bad Kids Skip Class". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Class Coins" (x80).
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A BILL? For school? Next they'll be expecting me to pay for well-researched journalism, Flanders' Noflix password, or ER visits!
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Parents are expected to make up the difference for students who don't collect enough Class Coins to pay for their education.
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If I'd known I'd have to pay for my kids, I never would've accidentally had them!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Rommelwood Academy
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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Look at these school prices. Bart, climb into this basket – you're going to the orphanage.
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You know, military schools are very inexpensive, since they're subsidized by the Department of Defense.
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I see no ominous downside to that!
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Come on, Dad, couldn't you just homeschool us?
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No! I only know thirty-eight states and I refuse to learn any more! Not for you, not for no man.
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Task: "Make Lisa Enroll at Rommelwood Academy". The job takes place at Rommelwood Academy and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Class Coins" (x180).
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SKINNER! All your students have enrolled in military school? I'm afraid your services at Springfield Elementary are no longer needed.
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You're firing me? But where will I go? All I have is my years of experience running a school, a military background, and a bitterness toward children.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Rommelwood Statue
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Pt. 3
| After completing Pt. 2
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Atten-HUT!
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Oh man, now Skinner's running THIS school? I can't get rid of this guy -- he's like the herpes of principals.
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Tuck in that shirt. Un-tussle that hair. Over-under those laces, mister!
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Never before have I seen a display of such unbridled uptightness. Skinner, allow me to be your number two: a Göring to your Führer. A Rasputin to your Czar. A Tinkerbell to your Peter Pan.
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Please, you'd never survive here. I eat number twos for breakfast.
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The one time I don't have my tape recorder.
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That's it, Simpson – I want a five page essay tomorrow on cruel and unusual punishment. Half-spaced!
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Task: "Make Bart Write an Essay on Cruel and Unusual Punishment". The job takes place at Rommelwood Academy and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Class Coins" (x350).
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Don't they understand – I'm a mathlete not an athlete.
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On the bright side, at least we get out at three p.m. That gives me just enough time to stare comatose at the wall until morning.
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Effective immediately, Rommelwood Academy is a boarding school, fully prepared to house you day and night. Your first assignment is to build your dorms.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Rommelwood Barracks
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Pt. 4
| After completing Pt. 3
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This is terrible! We spend all day firing guns and learning to kill. I have no time to play violent video games!
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I'm busting out of this joint! Who's with me?
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There must be a diplomatic solution. Surely we can find some common ground.
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All common ground is hereby annexed by Rommelwood Academy.
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Go get him, Bart.
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Task: "Make Bart Plan the Escape". The job takes place at Rommelwood Academy and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Class Coins" (x420).
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You think that bed is made? I should be able to bounce a quarter off of it.
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So why don't you?
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Mother doesn't trust me with small change.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Cadet Lisa
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Pt. 5
| After completing Pt. 4
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You guys make decoys to distract Skinner and I'll steal his stash of Class Coins. Then we can take our pick of schools instead of this hellhole.
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Krusty Off-Shore For-Profit University, here I come.
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I'm sick of having to say 'Sir, Ha-ha, sir', so I'm in.
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Me too. I want to see if my parents even notice if I'm gone.
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Well, that one was a little sad. But welcome aboard, non-soldier!
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Task: "Make Lisa Complete Rifle Training". The job takes place at Rommelwood Academy and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Class Coins" (x450).
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I think my rifle may be a little big. The recoil keeps knocking me down.
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Shooting practice and a sit-up! I'm a genius!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
The Eliminator
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Pt. 6
| After completing Pt. 5
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Alright, it's now or never for our plan to get out of here.<
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I choose never.
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AHH!
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An anonymous source ratted you out. Martin!
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I couldn't help it! There isn't a tattle I wouldn't tell.
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‘Round-the-clock detention for all of you. That goes double for you, Martin. There's no greater crime than turning on your unit.
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But also thank you.
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Task: "Make Martin Serve Double Detention". The job takes place at Rommelwood Academy and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Class Coins" (x480).
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I hope you've all learned your lesson, because there's no easy way out of here.
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Well kids, time to go home.
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But I thought you wanted someone to keep your kids in line?
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I guess we just missed them too much. Missed the way they took out the garbage and mowed the yard.
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Besides, Marge has been tucking in pineapples at night.
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But I finally had complete power!
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Here, you can keep Pineapple Bart.
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You've unlocked the "Conquer The Eliminator" animated job for Lisa.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
"Conquer The Eliminator" animated job
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