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| | {{TB|I will when I go back. I assume you'll be resting on the Sabbath?}} | | {{TB|I will when I go back. I assume you'll be resting on the Sabbath?}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|Of course! I'll lie on the couch to rest my body, and then I'll put on college football to rest my mind, and then I'll eat pizza to rest my hunger…}} | + | {{TB|Of course! I'll lie on the couch to rest my body, and then I'll put on college football to rest my mind, and then I'll eat pizza to rest my hunger...}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} |
| | {{TB|And then in the evening I'll go to the bar to rest my thirst, and then I'll go clubbing to rest the part of me that doesn't go clubbing.}} | | {{TB|And then in the evening I'll go to the bar to rest my thirst, and then I'll go clubbing to rest the part of me that doesn't go clubbing.}} |
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| | {{TB|There's a symposium on Israel at the Temple today. Want to check it out with me?}} | | {{TB|There's a symposium on Israel at the Temple today. Want to check it out with me?}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|Uh…sorry, I can't. I'm busy studying the classic texts.}} | + | {{TB|Uh...sorry, I can't. I'm busy studying the classic texts.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Happy}} | | {{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Happy}} |
| | {{TB|How wonderful! Let me see which ones.}} | | {{TB|How wonderful! Let me see which ones.}} |
Revision as of 13:39, August 28, 2024
| You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello
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You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homer the Heretic content update. It requires Rabbi Krustofsky to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark
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Hello, Krusty.
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AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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No need to worry -- it's me, your father, visiting from Heaven.
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Phew. I thought it was me from the future and I'd become a rabbi.
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| Task: "Make Rabbi Krustofsky Attempt a Ghostly Hug and Pass Right Through". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield, requires Krusty, and takes 4 hours.
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So, do you want to know what death feels like?
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I know what it's like to die -- I performed in blackface once at the Apollo.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark
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So what do you usually order at this restaurant?
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The roasted pork, pork and beans, and the pork soup. All served in a plate made from a melted-down menorah.
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Oy vey. Don't they have anything kosher here?
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Pardon, we do not. But we do have something that tastes like kosher!
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One large bowl of dirt, rapidement!
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| Task: "Make Hyman Grudgingly Admit that Kosher Food Tastes like Dirt". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark
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Thank God it's Friday!
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I will when I go back. I assume you'll be resting on the Sabbath?
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Of course! I'll lie on the couch to rest my body, and then I'll put on college football to rest my mind, and then I'll eat pizza to rest my hunger...
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And then in the evening I'll go to the bar to rest my thirst, and then I'll go clubbing to rest the part of me that doesn't go clubbing.
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Task: "Make Rabbi Krustofsky Go to Shabbat Services". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Krusty Get Bottle Service". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark
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There's a symposium on Israel at the Temple today. Want to check it out with me?
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Uh...sorry, I can't. I'm busy studying the classic texts.
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How wonderful! Let me see which ones.
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Playboy from December 1984?
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Yep, a true classic: the Suzanne Somers issue!
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Task: "Make Krusty Hold the Centerfold Like a Torah". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Rabbi Krustofsky Actually Read a Torah". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark
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SURPRISE!!!!!!
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A surprise party? But it's not my birthday.
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This isn't a birthday party. It's your $150,000 Bar Mitzvah!
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But I already had a Bar Mitzvah.
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Doesn't matter. Like all Bar Mitzvahs, this is just an excuse for parents to impress their influential friends.
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A cotton candy machine AND a make your own sundae bar? You da man, Krustofsky!
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| Task: "Make Rabbi Krustofsky Say the Blessing Over the Chocolate Fountain". The job takes place at Temple Beth Springfield and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
Chess Table
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