Difference between revisions of "Death of a Spokesman"

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Death of a Spokesman is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Season Premiere 2016 content update. It requires Laird Ladd to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Laird Ladd's exclamation mark What am I supposed to do now? I'm done with donuts, bagels won't have me... there's nothing with a hole left. Tell you what, I'm going to throw you a lifesaver. That's it, Life Savers! No, stay outta candy – empty calories and empty career opportunities. You need to shed the old man routine and rebrand with a fresh image. Since I became a shut-in, I'm already doing all that. Task: "Make Laird Try to Stay Relevant". The job takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Laird Ladd's exclamation mark The market research is in: no one cares about old people. They take forever at checkouts, smell like ointment, and are a constant reminder of our own mortality. What do I do? I tried wearing grillz but the teeth I had holding them on fell out. We've got to associate you with youth, vitality, and pulling all-nighters. We've got to get your raisin face on cans of Buzz Cola. Task: "Make Laird Prove He's Still Got It". The job takes 12 hours. I threw my shoulder out, which threw my back out, which threw my... uh-oh my pelvis is gone! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Laird Ladd's exclamation mark Buzz Cola isn't returning my calls. I couldn't even get you the shower grab-bar modelling gig. Don't give up on me. You gotta get me in somewhere! There is one place. Time to burn scooter rubber to the Springfield Retirement Castle. Task: "Reach Level 19 And Build the Retirement Castle". Task: "Make Laird Go to The Retirement Castle". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle and takes 4 hours. Ah, a new roommate! What? No, I'm here to model... I'm a spokesman for... actually, I don't know why I'm here. Your wristband says you're here to stay. Pull up a puddin' cup and I'll tell ya a ramblin' story. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to Death of a Salesman.