| Death of a Spokesman
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Death of a Spokesman is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Season Premiere 2016 content update. It requires Laird Ladd to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Laird Ladd's exclamation mark
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What am I supposed to do now? I'm done with donuts, bagels won't have me... there's nothing with a hole left.
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Tell you what, I'm going to throw you a lifesaver.
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That's it, Life Savers!
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No, stay outta candy – empty calories and empty career opportunities. You need to shed the old man routine and rebrand with a fresh image.
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Since I became a shut-in, I'm already doing all that.
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| Task: "Make Laird Try to Stay Relevant". The job takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Laird Ladd's exclamation mark
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The market research is in: no one cares about old people. They take forever at checkouts, smell like ointment, and are a constant reminder of our own mortality.
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What do I do? I tried wearing grillz but the teeth I had holding them on fell out.
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We've got to associate you with youth, vitality, and pulling all-nighters. We've got to get your raisin face on cans of Buzz Cola.
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| Task: "Make Laird Prove He's Still Got It". The job takes 12 hours.
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I threw my shoulder out, which threw my back out, which threw my... uh-oh my pelvis is gone!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Laird Ladd's exclamation mark
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Buzz Cola isn't returning my calls. I couldn't even get you the shower grab-bar modelling gig.
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Don't give up on me. You gotta get me in somewhere!
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There is one place. Time to burn scooter rubber to the Springfield Retirement Castle.
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Task: "Reach Level 19 And Build the Retirement Castle".
Task: "Make Laird Go to The Retirement Castle". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle and takes 4 hours.
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Ah, a new roommate!
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What? No, I'm here to model... I'm a spokesman for... actually, I don't know why I'm here.
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Your wristband says you're here to stay. Pull up a puddin' cup and I'll tell ya a ramblin' story.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to Death of a Salesman.
