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Latest revision as of 12:53, August 3, 2024


Can't Stand the Heat
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 20
Update: Homer's Chiliad
Required characters: Homer
Next quest(s): It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 1

Can't Stand the Heat is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homer's Chiliad content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting the update
Bart Hey, Homer. Chief Wiggum just pulled me into the station.
Homer - Annoyed What did you do this time? Cherry bomb a toilet? Deface a statue? Drink a soda larger than sixty-four ounces?
Bart Yes, yes, and no that was you. But this time he was bringing me in to give you a message.
Bart - Sneaky Wiggum says you better steer clear of the Chili Competition this year if you don't want to embarrass yourself again.
Homer - Sarcastic Ha! Good luck embarrassing a guy who almost won the Darwin Award three times.
Homer - Sad My greatest regret is that my heart started beating again.
Homer - Serious For this year's Chili Competition, I'm going to train like I've never trained before!
Task: "Make Homer Drink Beer With Intensity". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Space Coyote Hoomer... Hommmer...
Space Coyote - Annoyed HOMER!
Homer - Sleepy What? Oh, hi peyote coyote. I thought I only saw you when I ate insanity peppers.
Space Coyote Oh, once I'm in your system, I never leave... like a spiritual herpes. You need to focus on your quest to achieve inner tranquility.
Homer - Serious Great. Because nothing would make me more tranquil than beating the crap out of that loudmouth Wiggum!
Homer - Thoughtful But if I'm going to do this, I need more help than a figment of my imagination.
Space Coyote We don't use that term anymore. We prefer "reality challenged."
Task: "Make Homer Recruit an Elite Chili Team". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 6 seconds.
Homer - Serious Gentlemen, I've brought each of you here for your specialized chili-making skills.
Roscoe I know how to handle hot stuff, but I don't think I've ever eaten chili - just wrestled in it.
Moe The only chili I know to make is pickled. And it's eggs.
Cletus I ain't made chili since the police took away my cooking bathtub.
Lenny I make chili by opening a can and reheating it with my car's radiator.
Carl My chili is actually more of a deconstruction of the concept of chili. It's an opened can.
Apu And I call my chili hot dog surprise. The surprise is that it contains no hot dogs.
Homer - Sarcastic Wow, I was only expecting THREE jokes about how bad you guys were. What a nice surprise!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10


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