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For the documentary, see Springfield of Dreams: The Legend of Homer Simpson.

Springfield of Dreams is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tailgate and Daily Challenges System content update. It requires the Tailgate to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After obtaining the Tailgate There's nothing quite like the Big Game to make you wish we had our own football team. And a blimp with a more positive message. I like the Mediocre Year Blimp – it's honest. But we should get our own team! Football ain't like soccer, or the Olympics, or Quimby's administration. One little bribe can't get you what you want. Yes, but you can make enough noise to get what you want! I learned that from babies! We'll make the party bigger and bigger, until it's so big The League HAS to notice! Gentlemen, it's time to drink like your life depends on it! Mine actually does. My liver is completely pickled! Task: "Make Barflies Party at the Tailgate" (x3). The jobs take place at the Tailgate and take 12 hours. Oh great. Drunken sports fans wandering all over town… again! Read the message boards, Homer. No one liked that. They won't be going anywhere. I spread more than enough superglue on the chairs to make sure of that! Why does Springfield even want a football team? Corporate censorship, racist team names, no vegetarian options from the halftime vendors… Don't worry, Sweetie, we'll make sure the team gets named after something innocent. Like the pig that gave its life to make both this under-inflated football and those delicious “vegetarian” halftime snacks. Message Continue sending Springfielders to party in order to expand the Tailgate! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 Y'know, Homer, no one from The League has come yet… You think we're just wasting our time? Time is just like us: it's meant to be wasted! This party needs to be bigger! But how? Well, all the best tailgate parties on TV – Tailgate Time Square, Shake your Tailgate, Tailgate at Watergate, have pretty cheerleaders dancing. I can't do much about the pretty part, but I can dance for the cause! Dancing's the one where you sit in a chair, right? Task: "Make Homer Dance for the Cause". The job takes place at the Tailgate and takes 4 hours. Homer's not much of a dancer but he's an even worse cheerer… BE AGGRESSIVE! B-E AGGRESSER! B-E A-G-U-R-O-S-S-S-I-N-G! What does that spell? No, really. What does that spell? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark See that! Party and *hic* drink hard enough, and they *hic* come crawling! I'm not crawling. I'm just a lawyer checking the floor for cracks or puddles that I can sue over. Speaking of exploitation, I'm looking for the representative of Springfield. If this is about those, er-ah… funds for the Amelia Earhart statue, I can assure you they went missing in her honor. I'm here on behalf of The League. My client is impressed by Springfield's commitment to public drunkenness and is willing to negotiate. And to think all the other mayors laughed at me for putting a vomiting alcoholic on our town crest. Please step into my office. Task: "Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall". Task: "Make Quimby Negotiate with The League". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 2 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark The League is prepared to bring a team to Springfield in exchange for a one-time donation to a charity of the League's choice. Which, in this case, is the League itself. We accept cash, check, credit, really anything except valueless mobile game currency. Err, uhh… I can't believe I'm saying this, but can we pay in donuts? Your donuts are equally worthless to my client. I thought Springfield was ready to play in the big leagues, which legally has nothing to do with this League. Fine – we don't want your stinking team anyway! We were just in it for the merch! Look at my novelty offensive foam finger and get out! Message Check the store for other sporting goods! Task: "Make Springfielders Party in Consolation" (x3). The jobs take place at the Tailgate and take 12 hours. I can't believe I almost traded away our precious donuts for something as insubstantial as a source of pride and revenue for the town. Actually teams rarely make money for towns, so you might have done Springfield a favor. Plus this Tailgate isn't so bad. It's nice having Homer be drunk and crazy somewhere other than the house this year. I still haven't gotten all of the BBQ sauce out of my hair from last year. Thanks to the Tailgaters' drunken stupidity, the possibilities for protest and moral outrage are endless! My lucky day! Quest reward: 100 and 10