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"I Need a Present for My Wife"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Hank Azaria Characters: Homer Simpson Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Length: 0:22 Writer(s): Music: Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky Parody lyrics: Don Payne Appearance(s): "Simpsons Christmas Stories"

"I Need a Present for My Wife" is a song by Homer and Apu.

Lyrics[edit]

Homer:

I need a present for my wife,

Or I'll have no sex for life.

Diamond ring, a vase by Ming,

Some kinda useful kitchen thing.

I need a store I can break into,

Or a place run by a Hindu!

Apu:

The Christmas rush has cleaned me out.

I just have jerky made of trout.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is a parody of "Russian Dance" by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky from The Nutcracker.

Appearances[edit]

• Episode – "Simpsons Christmas Stories" (The Nutcracker...Sweeeeet)