Revision as of 12:06, May 23, 2024
| The Once and Future King
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Once and Future King is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Christmas 2013 content update. It requires Plow King to be unlocked.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark
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Tired of third-rate snow removal services? Looking for someone a little more -- *BELCH* -- professional?
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Then turn to Plow King! We’re available 24-7. Buzzed, drunk or merely hungover, we always answer the call!
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| Task: "Make Plow King Print Off Flyers". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark
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It’s tough breaking into a market dominated by Mr. Plow.
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But competing against my best pal Homer will surely bring out the very best in both of us.
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Competition is healthy, so long as you keep it friendly.
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Task: "Reach level 23 and Build Channel 6".
Task: "Make Plow King Record a Mr. Plow Attack Ad". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark
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In business, you must always strive to get better. To offer your customers the very best.
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One great way to do that is to accuse your competitors of gross incompetence, unprovoked assaults against customers, and running over babies on purpose.
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To reach your full potential, sometimes you gotta lob some lie grenades at your best-est bud.
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| Task: "Make Plow King Print Anti-Mr. Plow Lies". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark
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Business is booming, thanks to Plow King’s peerless service, and Homer’s plow being towed.
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If it was seized because a false report of a truck labeled “Mr. Plow” being used in a string of brutal murders, that’s no one’s fault.
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Homer will get out of jail eventually, and then we’ll have a good laugh over my completely ethical business practices.
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| Task: "Make Plow King Frame Mr. Plow". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Plow King's exclamation mark
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I’ve sacrificed so much to become Plow King.
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I’ve lost my best friend. My principles. Some would say, any shred of human decency I once possessed.
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Do I have any regrets? Perhaps. I regret that Homer made me do all this by having a plow too.
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I wish I’d handled the situation better. For example, I could have low-balled the guy I paid to shut off Homer’s phone.
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But when you get down to it, I wish I’d learned years ago how to blow up trucks, because then I could have blown up Homer’s myself.
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Instead of hiring Fat Tony to do it. That would have saved some serious cash.
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I’ve changed, you say? I suppose I have. I’ve grown, certainly.
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And if leaving Homer’s son alive to one day avenge his father’s honor makes me “foolish,” then so be it.
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I’m not in the murder business.
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And if I change my mind, Fat Tony IS in the murder business, and I have his private number.
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| Task: "Make Plow King Drink to Success". The job takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the collection of novels by T. H. White, The Once and Future King.
