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Springfield Cemetery's Finest Epitaphs

Comic Story information

Released:	September 2, 2003
Comic series:	The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror
Pages:	2

Groundskeeper Willie shows the reader the gravestones of people of Springfield.

Name	Epitaph
Bart Simpson	Here lies Bart Simpson whose father told him to go to his grave and stay there until he learned his lesson.
Jasper Jr.	Jasper - "It's always sad when a father outlives his son. And by "sad" I mean "happy"".
Krusty T. Clown	A little song, a little dance, the I.R.S. now owns my pants. Am I right?! Wait! Come Back! I got more!
Police Chief Clancy Wiggum	We all knew he would be accidentally shot by one of his own men... just not all of them.
Lenny	Here lies Lenny. 00001 days since a fatal injury.
Groundskeeper Willie	Died with his boots on... though we still can't find his underwear.
Homer J. Simpson	Father, husband, hemorrhoid sufferer. Ask not for whom the donut rolls. It rolls for thee.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon	Thank you. I will come again!
Ol' Gil	Plottery Barn Discount Tombstones
Edna Krabappel	If the children are our future, thank god I'm dead!
Abraham Simpson	Lemme guess! My-No good son was probably too cheap to pay for all the words on my
Mayor Quimby	Born: May 3, 1945 Faked own death and ran to Mexico with floozy and state pension fund: June 8, 2004
Robert Terwilliger	Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest.
Patty Bouvier and Selma Bouvier	We will love you forever - now that you're dead.
C. Montgomery Burns	Within lies the body of a peasant who died in place of Mr. Burns.