Difference between revisions of "Burns' Heir/Quotes"
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| − | :'''Nelson Muntz''': | + | :'''Nelson Muntz:''': Give me your fortune or I'll pound your withered old face in! |
| − | :'''Mr. Burns''': Ooh, | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': Ooh, I like his energy. Put him on the callback list. |
| − | :'''Martin Prince''': '' | + | :'''Martin Prince''': ''[Singing]'' "Clang, clang, clang went the trolley. Ring, ring, ring went the bell. Zing, zing, sing went my heartstrings... |
| − | :''Nelson punches Martin in stomach'' | + | :[''Nelson punches Martin in stomach''] |
| − | :'''Martin Prince''': | + | :'''Martin Prince''': OW! |
| − | :'''Mr. Burns''': | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': Thanks you. Give the bully an extra point. |
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| − | :''[[Mr | + | :[''A deprogrammer has just finished forcing '[[Bart]]' into forgetting Mr Burns and coming back to the [[Simpson family]]''] |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Deprogrammer:''' Well, it was a gruelling two weeks, but you have your son back."<br /> |
| − | :''' | + | :[''[[Hans Moleman]] walks out''] |
| − | :'' | + | :'''Hans Moleman:''' Mom, Dad, I missed you. |
| − | :'''Homer | + | :'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]:''' [''sighing with relief Homer kisses Hans Moleman on the head''] |
| − | + | :'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]:''' Homer, that's Hans Moleman. | |
| − | :'' | + | :'''Homer:''' Can I keep him anyway, huh, huh? |
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| − | :'' | + | :[''[[Mr. Burns]] attempts to prove the Simpson family does not love him, and shows him a scripted version of a false Simpsons residence''] |
| − | + | :'''Homer actor:''' [''voice unlike Homer's'']: I do not miss Bart at all. | |
| − | :'''[[Marge]]:''' ''(to [[Homer]])'' "I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now. Isn't there something you'd like to say?" | + | :'''Marge actress:''' I am glad he's gone. |
| − | :'''Homer:''' "There sure is. Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, "Never Try." | + | :'''Lisa actor:''' As am I. |
| − | + | :[''Homer actor drops his sandwich''] | |
| + | :'''Homer Actor:''' "B'oh!" | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' It's probably my imagination but, something about them doesn't seem quite right. | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns:''' Really? Excuse for just a moment. | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns:''' People, people that was all wrong! Homer Simpson doesn't say "B'oh!", he says [''goes through script''] "D'oh!" | ||
| + | :'''Homer Actor''': "Sorry M.B., but I'm having trouble, with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological impairment, like ''Rain Man'' or ''Awakenings''? I mean, what the hell am I doing here! | ||
| + | :'''Marge actress:''' And this dialog has none of the wit and sparkle of ''{{w|Murphy Brown}}''. | ||
| + | :'''Lisa actor:''' Hey, you know we're getting into golden time. | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': Yes. Well just get it right, or you'll all be back doing ''Come Blow Your Horn'' at the [[wikipedia:Westport, Massachusetts|Westport]] Dinner Theatre. | ||
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| + | :[''[[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] are dejected after failing at their auditions to become [[Mr. Burns]]' heir''] | ||
| + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' ''(to [[Homer]])'' "I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now. Isn't there something you'd like to say?" | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' "There sure is. Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, "Never Try." | ||
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| + | :'''[[Lionel Hutz]]:''' As for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state, often as a lawyer. | ||
{{Season 5 Q}} | {{Season 5 Q}} | ||
[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 16:05, August 30, 2010
- Nelson Muntz:: Give me your fortune or I'll pound your withered old face in!
- Mr. Burns: Ooh, I like his energy. Put him on the callback list.
- Martin Prince: [Singing] "Clang, clang, clang went the trolley. Ring, ring, ring went the bell. Zing, zing, sing went my heartstrings...
- [Nelson punches Martin in stomach]
- Martin Prince: OW!
- Mr. Burns: Thanks you. Give the bully an extra point.
- [A deprogrammer has just finished forcing 'Bart' into forgetting Mr Burns and coming back to the Simpson family]
- Deprogrammer: Well, it was a gruelling two weeks, but you have your son back."
- [Hans Moleman walks out]
- Hans Moleman: Mom, Dad, I missed you.
- Homer: [sighing with relief Homer kisses Hans Moleman on the head]
- Marge: Homer, that's Hans Moleman.
- Homer: Can I keep him anyway, huh, huh?
- [Mr. Burns attempts to prove the Simpson family does not love him, and shows him a scripted version of a false Simpsons residence]
- Homer actor: [voice unlike Homer's]: I do not miss Bart at all.
- Marge actress: I am glad he's gone.
- Lisa actor: As am I.
- [Homer actor drops his sandwich]
- Homer Actor: "B'oh!"
- Bart: It's probably my imagination but, something about them doesn't seem quite right.
- Mr. Burns: Really? Excuse for just a moment.
- Mr. Burns: People, people that was all wrong! Homer Simpson doesn't say "B'oh!", he says [goes through script] "D'oh!"
- Homer Actor: "Sorry M.B., but I'm having trouble, with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological impairment, like Rain Man or Awakenings? I mean, what the hell am I doing here!
- Marge actress: And this dialog has none of the wit and sparkle of Murphy Brown.
- Lisa actor: Hey, you know we're getting into golden time.
- Mr. Burns: Yes. Well just get it right, or you'll all be back doing Come Blow Your Horn at the Westport Dinner Theatre.
- [Bart and Lisa are dejected after failing at their auditions to become Mr. Burns' heir]
- Marge: (to Homer) "I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now. Isn't there something you'd like to say?"
- Homer: "There sure is. Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, "Never Try."
- Lionel Hutz: As for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state, often as a lawyer.
