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| − | :'''Nelson Muntz''': Give me your money, Mr. Burns, or I will cram walnuts down your throat! | + | :'''Nelson Muntz''': "Give me your money, Mr. Burns, or I will cram walnuts down your throat!" |
:'''Mr. Burns''': Ooh, excellent spirit! | :'''Mr. Burns''': Ooh, excellent spirit! | ||
| − | :'''Martin Prince''' | + | :'''Martin Prince''': ''(Singing)'' "Clang, clang, clang went the trolley. Ding, ding, ding went the bell..." |
:''Nelson punches Martin in stomach'' | :''Nelson punches Martin in stomach'' | ||
| − | :'''Martin Prince''': OW! | + | :'''Martin Prince''': "OW!" |
| − | :'''Mr. Burns''': Give the bully an extra point. | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': "Give the bully an extra point." |
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | |
| − | (''A deprogrammer has just finished forcing [[Bart]] into forgetting Mr Burns and coming back to the [[Simpson family]]'')<br /> | + | <hr width=50%/>(''A deprogrammer has just finished forcing [[Bart]] into forgetting Mr Burns and coming back to the [[Simpson family]]'')<br /> |
| − | '''Deprogrammer:''' "Well Mr and Mrs Simpson, I think I have reformed young Bart. Bart come out!"<br /> | + | :'''Deprogrammer:''' "Well Mr and Mrs Simpson, I think I have reformed young Bart. Bart come out!"<br /> |
| − | ''[[Hans Moleman]] walks out of the room, wearing an orange shirt and blue shorts like Bart's usual outfit''<br /> | + | :''[[Hans Moleman]] walks out of the room, wearing an orange shirt and blue shorts like Bart's usual outfit''<br /> |
| − | '''Hans Moleman:'''(''monotonal) "''Mom, Dad, I missed you!"<br /> | + | :'''Hans Moleman:'''(''monotonal) "''Mom, Dad, I missed you!"<br /> |
| − | '''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]: '''"Oh son, we finally have you back! "(''Homer kisses Hans Moleman)''<br /> | + | :'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]: '''"Oh son, we finally have you back! "(''Homer kisses Hans Moleman)''<br /> |
| − | '''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]: '''"Homer, that's Hans Moleman."<br /> | + | :'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]: '''"Homer, that's Hans Moleman."<br /> |
| − | '''Homer:''' "Can we keep him anyway, huh, huh?"<br /> | + | :'''Homer:''' "Can we keep him anyway, huh, huh?"<br /> |
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| − | ''[[Mr. Burns]] attempts to prove the Simpson family does not love him, and shows him a scripted version of a false Simpsons residence''<br /> | + | :''[[Mr. Burns]] attempts to prove the Simpson family does not love him, and shows him a scripted version of a false Simpsons residence''<br /> |
| − | '''Homer Actor'''{voice unlike Homer's}: I do not miss Bart at all.<br /> | + | :'''Homer Actor'''{voice unlike Homer's}: "I do not miss Bart at all."<br /> |
| − | '''Marge Actress'''{overly gravelly voice}: I am glad that he is gone.<br /> | + | :'''Marge Actress'''{overly gravelly voice}: "I am glad that he is gone."<br /> |
| − | ''Homer actor drops his sandwich''<br /> | + | :''Homer actor drops his sandwich''<br /> |
| − | '''Homer Actor''': B'oh!<br /> | + | :'''Homer Actor''': "B'oh!"<br /> |
| − | '''Bart''': Something about them did not seem right.<br /> | + | :'''Bart''': Something about them did not seem right.<br /> |
| − | ''Bart departs room''<br /> | + | :''Bart departs room''<br /> |
| − | '''Mr. Burns''': What was that?! For the seventh time, Homer Simpson does not say "B'oh!", he says "D'oh!"<br /> | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': "What was that?! For the seventh time, Homer Simpson does not say "B'oh!", he says "D'oh!"<br /> |
| − | '''Homer Actor''': Sorry M.B., I am having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological quirk, like ''Rain Man'' or ''Awakenings''?<br /> | + | :'''Homer Actor''': "Sorry M.B., I am having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological :quirk, like ''Rain Man'' or ''Awakenings''?"<br /> |
| − | '''Mr. Burns''': Do it right or it will be back to the Westport Community Theatre for all of you!<br /> | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': "Do it right or it will be back to the Westport Community Theatre for all of you!"<br /> |
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| − | ''([[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] are dejected after failing at their auditions to become [[Mr. Burns]]' heir)'' | + | :''([[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] are dejected after failing at their auditions to become [[Mr. Burns]]' heir)'' |
| − | '''[[Marge]]:''' ''(to [[Homer]])'' I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now. Isn't there something you'd like to say?<br /> | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' ''(to [[Homer]])'' "I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now. Isn't there something you'd like to say?"<br /> |
| − | '''Homer:''' There sure is. Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, "Never Try."<br /> | + | :'''Homer:''' "There sure is. Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, "Never Try."<br /> |
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 01:09, June 19, 2010
- Nelson Muntz: "Give me your money, Mr. Burns, or I will cram walnuts down your throat!"
- Mr. Burns: Ooh, excellent spirit!
- Martin Prince: (Singing) "Clang, clang, clang went the trolley. Ding, ding, ding went the bell..."
- Nelson punches Martin in stomach
- Martin Prince: "OW!"
- Mr. Burns: "Give the bully an extra point."
(A deprogrammer has just finished forcing Bart into forgetting Mr Burns and coming back to the Simpson family)
- Deprogrammer: "Well Mr and Mrs Simpson, I think I have reformed young Bart. Bart come out!"
- Hans Moleman walks out of the room, wearing an orange shirt and blue shorts like Bart's usual outfit
- Hans Moleman:(monotonal) "Mom, Dad, I missed you!"
- Homer: "Oh son, we finally have you back! "(Homer kisses Hans Moleman)
- Marge: "Homer, that's Hans Moleman."
- Homer: "Can we keep him anyway, huh, huh?"
- Mr. Burns attempts to prove the Simpson family does not love him, and shows him a scripted version of a false Simpsons residence
- Homer Actor{voice unlike Homer's}: "I do not miss Bart at all."
- Marge Actress{overly gravelly voice}: "I am glad that he is gone."
- Homer actor drops his sandwich
- Homer Actor: "B'oh!"
- Bart: Something about them did not seem right.
- Bart departs room
- Mr. Burns: "What was that?! For the seventh time, Homer Simpson does not say "B'oh!", he says "D'oh!"
- Homer Actor: "Sorry M.B., I am having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological :quirk, like Rain Man or Awakenings?"
- Mr. Burns: "Do it right or it will be back to the Westport Community Theatre for all of you!"
