Difference between revisions of "Jimbo Jones' Wedgie Comics: Rebel Without a Clutch/Quotes"
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{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Whoa, dudes! Check out that dirtbike! | {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Whoa, dudes! Check out that dirtbike! | ||
{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Wish I had a set of wheels like that! | {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Wish I had a set of wheels like that! | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Dolph | + | {{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} Yeah! If I had a dirtbike, I'd be as tough as that {{Ch|Jay Leno}} dude! |
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{{qf|Jimbo}} That lousy Skinner! I'd like to skin him! | {{qf|Jimbo}} That lousy Skinner! I'd like to skin him! | ||
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{{qf|Jimbo}} I'm expressin' myself creatively, man! | {{qf|Jimbo}} I'm expressin' myself creatively, man! | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} I hope all this has taught you a lesson, | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} I hope all this has taught you a lesson, son—That it's wrong to steal a donut from a policeman! I'm keeping this dirtbike for my boy—I mean, boy, oh boy, we're gonna need this bike for, uh, evidence! |
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Latest revision as of 14:48, March 7, 2022
- Jimbo Jones: Whoa, dudes! Check out that dirtbike!
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: Wish I had a set of wheels like that!
- Dolph Shapiro: Yeah! If I had a dirtbike, I'd be as tough as that Jay Leno dude!
- Jimbo: That lousy Skinner! I'd like to skin him!
- Kearney: Maybe there's a way you can get back at him, Jimbo!
- Jimbo: You mean kidnap his mom again?
- Martin Prince: At least I was not the recipient of a painful and humiliating wedgie!
- Jimbo: Thanks for reminding me, dude!
- Martin: Alas, I am the agent of my own misfortune!
- Bart: If you like Jimbo's joyride, wait til you see the amount of damage I can do with my art project!
- Milhouse Van Houten: I'm not sure a bunch of firecrackers tied together can be considered an art project!
- Bart: It's a work in progress!
- Jimbo: Thanks for the dirtbike, dirtbag!
- Principal Skinner: What on Earth?
- Jimbo: I'm expressin' myself creatively, man!
- Chief Wiggum: I hope all this has taught you a lesson, son—That it's wrong to steal a donut from a policeman! I'm keeping this dirtbike for my boy—I mean, boy, oh boy, we're gonna need this bike for, uh, evidence!
