Difference between revisions of "Man vs. Beast vs. Food/Quotes"

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Lindsey Naegle: In fact, we're all dead thanks to the new Krusty-Veg Burger.

Krusty the Clown: [Kaff!] You're telling me! This thing tastes like cardboard!

Board member 1: Actually, it's only 39% cardboard. The rest is a textured blend of seaweed and recycled hamburger buns.

Board member 2: But it still counts as 100% nontoxic, vegetative material.

Krusty: Oy!

Lindsey Naegle: You have a television studio. Why not come up with some new shows?

Krusty: Too expensive! There's a crazy idea going around that actors and writers need to get paid!

Gus Gustavson: In just under four minutes, I've put away five pounds of fudge-covered bacon. My prizes are a t-shirt and an ambulance ride to the nearest hospital.

Krusty: What's your name, sonny?

Bart: Krusty! I'm Bart Simpson. How can you not remember me? I was the "I Didn't Do It" Boy on your show!

Krusty: Umm...

Bart: I convinced you to run for congress? Saved you from Sideshow Bob at least twice? Lead a revolt at your summer camp? Won a huge settlement from you after eating a Metal Krusty-O?

Krusty: That I remember! C'mere, you little shtifer.

Marge: [on the phone] Hello, Lenny? Homer's got another temporary dream career.

Lenny Leonard: No problem. I'll activate his automated stand-in.