Difference between revisions of "Bartmanga! Featuring Robartman!/Quotes"

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Bartman: Wait a minute! That's me?

Comic Book Guy: That's Robartman, the star of a Japanese comic book, or as they call it... manga!

Bartman: He looks like me!

Comic Book Guy]]: Since you won't reveal your secret identity, you can't copyright your image!

Professor Frink: Oh, I miss my late son so much. I shall create a robot in his image, by glavin! Sweet Ghibli! I've done it!

Robartman: I'm Robartman! Who the hell are you?

Professor Frink: I am your genius father!

Frink's son: Dad! Not again!

Professor Frink: My late son!

Frink's son: I stopped for bubble tea after school! You can't keep building replacement robots for me every time I'm ten minutes late!

Zookeeper Willie: Ach! He's freed the Pokémon! And the Digimon! And the Manfred Mon!

Robartman: Astroboy's dad let him do whatever he wants!

Professor Frink: Well, I'm not Dr. Tenma! Now get out there!

Mayor Quimby: You're the chief of police, why are you... er, ah... stopping this?

Chief Wiggum: Sorry, the law says we're only allowed to arrest humans, not monsters.

Mayor Quimby: I don't even know why the city spent so much money giving you police those new motorcycles if you never do anything.

Chief Wiggum: They make us look really cool!

Robartman: Sorry I'm late. The bus wasn't running on Saturday, so I had to catch a moving castle! Just give me a second to fuel up!