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| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Homer, could you come into the kitchen, please? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Is that "come into kitchen" like, to eat, or "come into the kitchen" like, for taling? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Talking. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Ohhh...! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I don't know what to do, Homie. Bart and Lisa both want those new playsets but the dealer at the comic book store is charging too much for them. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Grrr! Another shameless profiteer out to mine gold from the dreams of innoncent children! Well, this year I'm not buying into it! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Bart? What are you doint with our priceless family heirloss? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom said it wasn't looking good for the playsets, so I broguht some thinkgs to sawp. I just have to get that "Itchy and Scratchy" vivisection alb! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Son, no toy is worth cashing our heriateg you've got to learn self-respect. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Right. That is three Itchy and Scratchy playsets at eighty dollars per, plus the additional "dismembering tools accessory kit" at twenty-nine, ninety-five, plus... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bumblebee Man]]}} Ay! Un costo tan terrible! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Hey, don't waste your money here! The Simpsons are giving away the same toys for free! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bumblebee Man}} ¿Jugetes para gratis? Ay, chihuahua! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Now will that be cas, check or... hmmm? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Why, Fat tony! Have you come to lead us in a rousing chorus of "Jingle Bells"? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} Sadly, not tonight. What with the legitimate Businessman's Social Cluc holiday party this evening, I am afraid our visit must be brief. We will simply take the twenty thousand dollars you owe us and be on our way. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} I can't speak for those reprobates, but I say naughty scamps like you don't deserve any toys! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Fat Tony}} You! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}}Yes, it is I. After you left my shop, I realized that I had been perhaps a tad overzealous in my desire to bring misfrotune onto this family. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Fat Tony}} True. Revenge is an ugly cycle. | |
[[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]] | [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 13:46, May 20, 2021
- Principal Skinner: Homer, could you come into the kitchen, please?
- Homer: Is that "come into kitchen" like, to eat, or "come into the kitchen" like, for taling?
- Marge: Talking.
- Homer: Ohhh...!
- Marge: I don't know what to do, Homie. Bart and Lisa both want those new playsets but the dealer at the comic book store is charging too much for them.
- Homer: Grrr! Another shameless profiteer out to mine gold from the dreams of innoncent children! Well, this year I'm not buying into it!
- Homer: Bart? What are you doint with our priceless family heirloss?
- Bart: Mom said it wasn't looking good for the playsets, so I broguht some thinkgs to sawp. I just have to get that "Itchy and Scratchy" vivisection alb!
- Homer: Son, no toy is worth cashing our heriateg you've got to learn self-respect.
- Comic Book Guy: Right. That is three Itchy and Scratchy playsets at eighty dollars per, plus the additional "dismembering tools accessory kit" at twenty-nine, ninety-five, plus...
- Bumblebee Man: Ay! Un costo tan terrible!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Hey, don't waste your money here! The Simpsons are giving away the same toys for free!
- Bumblebee Man: ¿Jugetes para gratis? Ay, chihuahua!
- Comic Book Guy: Now will that be cas, check or... hmmm?
- Homer: Why, Fat tony! Have you come to lead us in a rousing chorus of "Jingle Bells"?
- Fat Tony: Sadly, not tonight. What with the legitimate Businessman's Social Cluc holiday party this evening, I am afraid our visit must be brief. We will simply take the twenty thousand dollars you owe us and be on our way.
- Comic Book Guy: I can't speak for those reprobates, but I say naughty scamps like you don't deserve any toys!
- Fat Tony: You!
- Comic Book Guy:Yes, it is I. After you left my shop, I realized that I had been perhaps a tad overzealous in my desire to bring misfrotune onto this family.
- Fat Tony: True. Revenge is an ugly cycle.
