Difference between revisions of "Curse of the Moleman/Quotes"

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Principal Skinner: [AHEM] All valid observations. However, this year we plan to showcase the efforts of our finest citizens, the precious children of Springfield...

Kids: Huh?!?

Principal Skinner: ...who will give reports about member os our adult population these presentations will be given in their classrooms starting next week.

Bart: I think I'm going to hurl!

Lisa: Yay!

Principal Skinner: And the very first report will be given by our very own Bart Simpson.

Bart: I think my head's about to explode.

Nelson Muntz: Haw haw!

Principal Skinner:...followed by Nelson Muntz, have a nice weekend, children.

Edna Krabappel: Haw haw!

Nelson: Y'know that does kinda hurt.

Milhouse Van Houten: Are tou sure these expiration dates don't just mean th efood is bad to eat?

Apu: Many times the simply mean that the old food has become a new pet.

Bart: Look, Mr. Moleman, I can't find anyone to interview for my report. I tried everybody you're the last change I've got.

Hans Moleman: Hmmm. I'll only do it if you tell them exactly what I tell you.

Bart: Mister, you've' got yourself a deal.

Hans Moleman: Well, It all began last week when I accidentally fell down into the center of the Earth.

Bart: This is the secret story of Hans Moleman, the funny little man that nobody cares about. That concludes my report. Any questions?

Edna: Oh, really? Do you have any proof these people exist?

Bart: Yes! I have asked them to meet us here today at high noon. Ladies and gentlemen, If you'll look out into the hallway to my left... behold! The King of the Mole People.

Principal Skinner: [AHEM.]