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Lisa: Dad! You can't seriously be considering letting Bart have that.

Marge: Let Bart have what?

Lisa: A video restricted to those seventeen and older.

Homer: D'oh!

Marge: Oh, Homer.

Bart: How much for "Clowns Gone Wild!"?

Comic Book Guy: I am selling that video at cover price. $29.95 plus state tax.

Bart: $29.95?

Comic Book Guy: Plus state tax. And a state of denial is what you are in, young Jedi, if you believe I will unlawfully sell that age-restricted video to a minor.

Milhouse: Is the video really worth all this trouble?

Bart: Of course! Now help me find a disguise.

Milhouse: Bart, I don't think we're gonna find the answer to our problem here.

Bart: Eureka!

Bart: Ah, ha! Homer's Dimoxinil hair growth tonic! There may be just enough left!

Milhouse: Even if this works, where are you gonna get the $29.95?

Bart: That's the easy part. Meet me tomorrow morning at the Springfield Retirement Castle.

Bart: Thank you so much for all the silk flowers, teeth, and frilly unmentionables. But I'm here for the, uh, the 'under-privileged child's video fund.' Won't you please help?

Bart: Man, what a gyp! After all I went through! This tape is lame-o.

Lisa: I don't know, Bart. The deep emotional scars that force a man to seek a life wearing a false smile is a fascinating topic.

Milhouse: There's nothing sadder than the tears of a clown.