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"Today Garage Sale"
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Song Information
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"Today Garage Sale" is a song sung by the people of Springfield about the Ned Flanders' garage sale.
Lyrics
- Helen Lovejoy:
- This woman's gonna get
- what she wants today.
- Barney Gumble:
- Barney's gonna buy
- a new sconce today.
- Comic Book Guy:
- Gonna buy a broom to
- play quidditch today.
- Waylon Smithers:
- Waylon's gonna get some kitsch today.
- [Music plays]
- Julio:
- I'm gonna buy some figurines today.
- Some lovely pastoral scenes today.
- I've finally found the rare girl with goat.
- I'll stash them all in my NPR tote.
- Today.
- All:
- The shoppers always haggle, low price.
- And Flanders always gives in, too nice.
- Ned Flanders:
- Too nice, too nice.
- I'll sell these fuzzy dice.
- Maude bought them as
- a joke I did not get.
- Rod and Todd Flanders:
- Today, today
- We'll sell our toys, we pray.
- 'Cause playing is a
- sin that we regret.
- Yay!
- [Music plays]
- All:
- Criterion Collection: Meryl Streep.
- A box of Easter candy, all Peeps.
- Ned Flanders:
- Today, today.
- I'll undersell eBay
- All:
- We'll get some useless crap today!.
- Homer:
- See, Marge? We skip one rehearsal,
- and we're totally lost.
- Today!.
Appearances
Episode – "Diary Queen"
