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General
Springfield Cemetery's Finest Epitaphs
Comic Story information
Released: September 2, 2003
Comic series: The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror
Pages: 2


Springfield Cemetery's Finest Epitaphs is a The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror story first printed in The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Fun-Filled Frightfest.

Description

Groundskeeper Willie shows the reader the gravestones of people of Springfield.

Graves

Name Epitaph
Bart Simpson Here lies Bart Simpson whose father told him to go to his grave and stay there until he learned his lesson.
Jasper Jr. Jasper - "It's always sad when a father outlives his son. And by "sad" I mean "happy"".
Krusty T. Clown A little song, a little dance, the I.R.S. now owns my pants. Am I right?! Wait! Come Back! I got more!
Police Chief Clancy Wiggum We all knew he would be accidentally shot by one of his own men... just not all of them.
Lenny Here lies Lenny. 00001 days since a fatal injury.
Groundskeeper Willie Died with his boots on... though we still can't find his underwear.
Homer J. Simpson Father, husband, hemorrhoid sufferer. Ask not for whom the donut rolls. It rolls for thee.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Thank you. I will come again!
Ol' Gil Plottery Barn Discount Tombstones
Edna Krabappel If the children are our future, thank god I'm dead!
Abraham Simpson Lemme guess! My-No good son was probably too cheap to pay for all the words on my
Mayor Quimby Born: May 3, 1945
Faked own death and ran to Mexico with floozy and state pension fund: June 8, 2004
Robert Terwilliger Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest.
Patty Bouvier and Selma Bouvier We will love you forever - now that you're dead.
C. Montgomery Burns Within lies the body of a peasant who died in place of Mr. Burns.