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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I can't believe we have to hear about another fund-raiser. This is the eleventh one this year! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} I'll take any excuse to get out of class... but this is the worst! Can't somebody get us out of this thing? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Have no fear... Bart Simpson is here! Let's see if I can liven things up. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} You should be ashamed of yourself, Bart. You little prank has ruined this man! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, you were the one who wanted out of the assembly. I can't be responsible for collateral damage! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} And you should be ashamed, too. You get kids to guilt people into buying overpriced, second rate products... ...and the school and the kids don't get anything! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} I'm sorry! I only took the job to get my dear aunt a new iron lung! The roof leaked in the old folks' home... ...and now she's developed a case of premature rust! You've got to help me! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Sure, kid. These guts will buy everything you've got. I forgot to pick up my government cheese doodles this month! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, hi, Milhouse! I'm glad to see you're selling to these nice men. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} What's up, Lisa? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I commend you on the choice you're making, Moe. This is a super-healthy, zero-cal mix of organic lagumes! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Legumes? I thought this was good old American junk food! You can keep 'em! C'mon, guys... there's stil some chip gut at the bottom of the snack machine! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} We're just trying to stop you from making a terrible mistake! The ten thousand-dollar pize is baloney! They're raising money for Springfield Elementary's secret plan, not school renovations. They want to expand school to six days a week with no summer vacations! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]}} Six days?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} No vacations?! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} This is the worst fundraiser ever! We brought in only five dollars... and that was what I sold to my mother! The school's cut is only a dime. That won't buy any toilet seats. It might get you into a pay toilet... in 1950! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Gil}} [GULP!] | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Don't let it worry you, Seymour! I've just signed a contract with the mayor to put the kids to work. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} It's good yo see our city's... er, ah... young people willing to lend a hand after the recent... er, ah... unpleasantness. Especially when they work cheaper than the sanitation union! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} This is all you fault, Simpson. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, you're the ones who wanted out of class! You just didn't say how! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, Brother! | |
Revision as of 08:41, May 9, 2021
- Lisa: I can't believe we have to hear about another fund-raiser. This is the eleventh one this year!
- Nelson Muntz: I'll take any excuse to get out of class... but this is the worst! Can't somebody get us out of this thing?
- Bart: Have no fear... Bart Simpson is here! Let's see if I can liven things up.
- Lisa: You should be ashamed of yourself, Bart. You little prank has ruined this man!
- Bart: Hey, you were the one who wanted out of the assembly. I can't be responsible for collateral damage!
- Lisa: And you should be ashamed, too. You get kids to guilt people into buying overpriced, second rate products... ...and the school and the kids don't get anything!
- Gil Gunderson: I'm sorry! I only took the job to get my dear aunt a new iron lung! The roof leaked in the old folks' home... ...and now she's developed a case of premature rust! You've got to help me!
- Moe Szyslak: Sure, kid. These guts will buy everything you've got. I forgot to pick up my government cheese doodles this month!
- Lisa: Oh, hi, Milhouse! I'm glad to see you're selling to these nice men.
- Milhouse Van Houten: What's up, Lisa?
- Lisa: I commend you on the choice you're making, Moe. This is a super-healthy, zero-cal mix of organic lagumes!
- Moe: Legumes? I thought this was good old American junk food! You can keep 'em! C'mon, guys... there's stil some chip gut at the bottom of the snack machine!
- Bart: We're just trying to stop you from making a terrible mistake! The ten thousand-dollar pize is baloney! They're raising money for Springfield Elementary's secret plan, not school renovations. They want to expand school to six days a week with no summer vacations!
- Sherri/Terri: Six days?!
- Nelson: No vacations?!
- Principal Skinner: This is the worst fundraiser ever! We brought in only five dollars... and that was what I sold to my mother! The school's cut is only a dime. That won't buy any toilet seats. It might get you into a pay toilet... in 1950!
- Gil: [GULP!]
- Superintendent Chalmers: Don't let it worry you, Seymour! I've just signed a contract with the mayor to put the kids to work.
- Mayor Quimby: It's good yo see our city's... er, ah... young people willing to lend a hand after the recent... er, ah... unpleasantness. Especially when they work cheaper than the sanitation union!
- Nelson: This is all you fault, Simpson.
- Bart: Hey, you're the ones who wanted out of class! You just didn't say how!
- Lisa: Oh, Brother!
