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:'''[[Bart]]''': Hey, Apu! Hot enough for ya? How 'bought those Springfield Isoptes? I see the jerks in congress are up to their old tricks-- --Apu? Where are you?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, Apu! Hot enough for ya? How 'bought those Springfield Isoptes? I see the jerks in congress are up to their old tricks-- --Apu? Where are you?
:'''[[Apu]]''': Bart Simpson, open up the door, please! Thank you very much! Ohhh, why did I ever install the soundproffing and the unbrekable triple time-lock?
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{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Bart Simpson, open up the door, please! Thank you very much! Ohhh, why did I ever install the soundproffing and the unbrekable triple time-lock?
:'''Old lady''': Young man! This caviar you sold me is well past its fresh-ness date
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{{qf|Old lady}} Young man! This caviar you sold me is well past its fresh-ness date
:'''[[Bart]]''': Hey, I don't work here!
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{{qf|Bart}} Hey, I don't work here!
:'''Old lady''': Well, of course you do! I don't see any-one else!
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{{qf|Old lady}} Well, of course you do! I don't see any-one else!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Hmmm... If I were you lady, I wouldn't talk about freshness dates! Now beat it before I call the law!
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{{qf|Bart}} Hmmm... If I were you lady, I wouldn't talk about freshness dates! Now beat it before I call the law!
:'''Old lady''': Well, I ever!
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{{qf|Old lady}} Well, I ever!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Heh! This could be fun. I'll need to see some proof of age for that beer.
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{{qf|Bart}} Heh! This could be fun. I'll need to see some proof of age for that beer.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Awww, Bart--!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Awww, Bart--!
:'''[[Bart]]''': It's the law, dad! Looks fake to me! Don't come back 'til you're 21!
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{{qf|Bart}} It's the law, dad! Looks fake to me! Don't come back 'til you're 21!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Yessir.
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{{qf|Homer}} Yessir.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Cigars.. wine cooler... girlie magazine... lottery tickets... you're a real man of the world, Krusty!
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{{qf|Bart}} Cigars.. wine cooler... girlie magazine... lottery tickets... you're a real man of the world, Krusty!
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Sure, mister! Just don't ray me to any kids!
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{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Sure, mister! Just don't ray me to any kids!
:'''[[Snake]]''': Empty the register, little dude!
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{{qf|[[Snake]]}} Empty the register, little dude!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Ga-ah! First I gotta empty the squishee machine, big dude! Heh!
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{{qf|Bart}} Ga-ah! First I gotta empty the squishee machine, big dude! Heh!
:'''[[Apu]]''': Geaah..!!
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{{qf|Apu}} Geaah..!!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Apu! It's about time you showed up for work! This job's murder! I'm heading' stragiht home for good hot bath!
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{{qf|Bart}} Apu! It's about time you showed up for work! This job's murder! I'm heading' stragiht home for good hot bath!
:'''[[Apu]]''': Th-th-thank you! C-c-c-ome again!
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{{qf|Apu}} Th-th-thank you! C-c-c-ome again!

Revision as of 13:36, July 29, 2020



Bart: Hey, Apu! Hot enough for ya? How 'bought those Springfield Isoptes? I see the jerks in congress are up to their old tricks-- --Apu? Where are you?
Apu: Bart Simpson, open up the door, please! Thank you very much! Ohhh, why did I ever install the soundproffing and the unbrekable triple time-lock?
Old lady: Young man! This caviar you sold me is well past its fresh-ness date
Bart: Hey, I don't work here!
Old lady: Well, of course you do! I don't see any-one else!
Bart: Hmmm... If I were you lady, I wouldn't talk about freshness dates! Now beat it before I call the law!
Old lady: Well, I ever!
Bart: Heh! This could be fun. I'll need to see some proof of age for that beer.
Homer: Awww, Bart--!
Bart: It's the law, dad! Looks fake to me! Don't come back 'til you're 21!
Homer: Yessir.
Bart: Cigars.. wine cooler... girlie magazine... lottery tickets... you're a real man of the world, Krusty!
Krusty: Sure, mister! Just don't ray me to any kids!
Snake: Empty the register, little dude!
Bart: Ga-ah! First I gotta empty the squishee machine, big dude! Heh!
Apu: Geaah..!!
Bart: Apu! It's about time you showed up for work! This job's murder! I'm heading' stragiht home for good hot bath!
Apu: Th-th-thank you! C-c-c-ome again!