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Bart: Hey, Apu! Hot enough for ya? How 'bought those Springfield Isotopes? I see the jerks in congress are up to their old tricks-- --Apu? Where are you?
Apu: Bart Simpson, open up the door, please! Thank you very much! Ohhh, why did I ever install the soundproofing and the unbreakable triple time-lock?
Old lady: Young man! This caviar you sold me is well past its fresh-ness date
Bart: Hey, I don't work here!
Old lady: Well, of course you do! I don't see any-one else!
Bart: Hmmm... If I were you lady, I wouldn't talk about freshness dates! Now beat it before I call the law!
Old lady: Well, I ever!
Bart: Heh! This could be fun. I'll need to see some proof of age for that beer.
Homer: Awww, Bart--!
Bart: It's the law, dad! Looks fake to me! Don't come back 'til you're 21!
Homer: Yessir.
Bart: Cigars.. wine cooler... girlie magazine... lottery tickets... you're a real man of the world, Krusty!
Krusty: Sure, mister! Just don't ray me to any kids!
Snake: Empty the register, little dude!
Bart: Ga-ah! First I gotta empty the Squishee machine, big dude! Heh!
Apu: Geaah..!!
Bart: Apu! It's about time you showed up for work! This job's murder! I'm heading' straight home for good hot bath!
Apu: Th-th-thank you! C-c-c-ome again!