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Revision as of 10:28, October 11, 2020
Act 1 Gameplay
The Man Who Knew Too Little
The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 1
After the user logs in on March 28th:
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Hey, look at this classified ad for the Arcturus Modelling Agency. I'm a shoo in!
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"Seeking fat, middle-aged, bald man with background in nuclear safety". Dad, don't you think this ad is suspiciously targeted at you?
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Just because I have one of those things -- a background in nuclear safety?
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Also, since when do we get the newspaper? When does ANYONE get the paper?
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Well, I can't ignore a tiny ad in a dead paper. I'm off to catch my big break!
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Task: Make Homer Try Out for the Modelling Gig (6s, Brown House)
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V'elcome, Mr. Simpson. Vee have been expecting you.
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How did you know vy name?!
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How many Mr. Simpsons can there be in the world?
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Umm...
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You don't have to answer that.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 2
After completing The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 1:
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So what kind of nude modelling is this?
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No one said anything about nude: please put your pants back on.
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Come with me, Mr. Simpson. We must get you in hair and makeup.
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Good luck improving on this beefcake.
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Mmm... beef cake.
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Task: Make Homer Go to Hair and Makeup (6s, Brown House) On job start:
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Not that I'm not into it, but what's with all the restraints?
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Silence! Focus on the screen. Soon you will find yourself hypnotized against your own government...
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Death to the G-men!
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I haven't started the hypnosis yet.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 3
After completing The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 2:
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Hair and muzzle makeup wasn't so hard – I don't see what all those models are complaining about.
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Homer, you must initiate Project Lazarus. Gather minions and form your own superpower.
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Oh, no! I've developed a judgmental inner voice, like all models!
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The voice you hear is coming from the headset we gave you.
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I THOUGHT you were different from the voices I usually hear.
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Task: Make Homer Gather Minions (6s, Brown House) Task: Trick Springfielders Into Being Brainwashed [x3] (6s, Brown House) Characters: Apu, Cletus, Krusty, Skinner, Marge, Moe
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Well done. Now we will brainwash the masses into hating their own government.
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Way ahead of you, creepy voice. I already told people postage stamps were going up two cents.
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The masses are collecting pitchforks and lighting torches now.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 4
After completing The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 3:
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It's time to establish a base of operations: somewhere to conduct our various acts of subterfuge.
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How 'bout Krusty Burger? They've got free WiFi and a new seven-patty burger, called the Widowmaker. It makes funerals fun again!
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This will be a brand new state-of-the-art facility, not some slop factory. I've set up an account for you with near-unlimited funds.
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Thanks, but I'll just get Sky Finger to pay for it.
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Task: Build Agency Headquarters Task: Send Agents to Collect Intel on the Widowmaker [x3]
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Unreleased text:
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Not bad, but I'm not tasting seven patties.
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The meat plays tricks on your mind and in a few hours it'll play tricks on your digestive tract.
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The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 5
After completing The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 4:
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You've done well, Homer. I think it's time we met. Look behind you.
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A talking car?! I knew they were real!
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No, Homer, over here.
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Mr. Scorpio? I thought you... you know... died.
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You can't kill an idea, Homer – just break many of its bones, collapse some of its organs and force it into hiding. But I'm back, and I want you to be my number two.
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A fella always dreams of meeting a number one who needs a number two!
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Task: Tap the Men in Tan [x10]
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Look out, Martin Shkreli! I'll be back on top of Forbes Most Evil Employers list in a heartbeat.
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They just call that "Top CEOs" now.
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Quest reward: 10 and 100 Event Currency
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The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 6
After completing The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 5:
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The key to any intelligence agency is the intelligence: you've got to have more eyes than Mississippi.
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That would be four. We'll need more than that.
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Willie can hide cameras everywhere and watch 'em all from me custodian's closet.
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I appreciate the disturbing offer, but we need to think bigger. I'm talking global positioning satellite levels of peeping tomfoolery.
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In my day, we used to just root through people's garbage.
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Hey, you're talkin' about my home there!
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Task: Build the Surveillance Post Task: Launch the Drone Scan
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Uh oh, I think I broke something.
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What, that flash? Drones have a tendency to overload like that.
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Lucky for us, it also wipes the memory of anyone who looks at it and sends them packing.
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You did cover your eyes for that, didn't you?
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Um... what answer doesn't make me look stupid...?
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Quest reward: 10 and 100 Event Currency
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Pretty Fly for a WiFi
After completing The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 6:
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Someone has been trying to hack into our network, and I'm afraid I've discovered whom.
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That's good news. Is it the FBI? NSA? CIA? Please don't tell me... the WNBA?
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I'm afraid it's YOU.
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Oh, God: my only equal.
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I should say, alternate yous. Or is it parallel? Sorry, I was sick on review day at the university.
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We've got to beat me at my own game: it's hack or be hacked.
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Task: Hack WiFi in a Friend's Town [x3]
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So much data. I don't have to actually read through all this, do I?
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The point of espionage isn't what you DO with the information, just that you HAVE it.
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Woo-hoo! Just as I suspected: reading is for suckers.
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Quest reward: 10 and 100 Event Currency
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The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 7
After completing Pretty Fly for a WiFi:
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We're wasting too much time and energy on putting out fires.
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So we should be starting fires?
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When the heat is on, one needs to be a master of disguise and hide in plain sight.
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Way ahead of you.
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Take that off, Homer.
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Homer who? I'm Admiral Troutpuncher of Her Majesty's Royal Navy.
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Oh, brother.
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Quest reward: 40 Task: Build the Hidden Research Facility Task: Spend Schematics on Research Quest reward: 50 and 500 Event Currency
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Eye Spy, You Spy
Eye Spy, You Spy Pt. 1
After completing The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 7:
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NOW we're spying! Just remember the Six Sigma three C's: Collect, Consume, and Control.
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That's my goal for every meal.
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Just look what Oogle pulled off: they turned harmless driving directions into global surveillance.
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And made me fall for a sexy computer voice that I can never have for my own.
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Task: Make Homer Bug Houses (4h, Homes)
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Strong work, Homer. Where did you train to become such an expert in spying?
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Years of practicing on Flanders. My motto: A bug in every Bible and a camera in every Christ on the cross.
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Quest reward: 10 and 100 Event Currency
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Eye Spy, You Spy Pt. 2
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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You guys are going about this all wrong. Everyone already willingly shares their most intimate details on Springface. Get with the times, man!
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I'm still partial to keistering microfilm. Nothin' beats the feelin' of knowing you got secrets in your bum.
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Ignore the old man, but the boy is onto something. Social media is the modern spycraft and knowledge is more powerful than any gun...
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...except for ACTUAL guns, naturally.
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Let's get creeping! I can't wait to pretend I still care about jerks I haven't seen since high school.
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Task: Make Homer Signup for Springface (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Bart Hack Homer's Springface (4h, Simpson House)
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Homer! Why did you change your relationship status to "It's complicated"?!
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I don't remember doing that. Maybe it was at the same time that I changed my name to "Anita Mann".
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*chuckles*
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Quest reward: 10 and 100 Event Currency
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Eye Spy, You Spy Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Data is everywhere and it's ripe for the picking. The trick is in getting some, without people realizing they're giving it away.
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Like prom night.
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We've got banner ads, malware, pop-ups, drop-downs, and freemium mobile games – all that's left is to spam people with phishing emails.
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Aye-aye, Captain! I'm onboard hook, line, and sinker.
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Task: Make Homer Spam Fishing Emails (4h, Simpson House)
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Soooo... I think my email got hacked.
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You made your password "password" didn't you?
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I'm not an idiot. I made it "Homer Simpson's password". Much harder.
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Quest reward: 10 and 100 Event Currency
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Eye Spy, You Spy Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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What were you thinking, using your personal email instead of the encrypted one I gave you?
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It was convenient – I've had ChunkyLover53 since college. It speaks more about me than me.
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Well, now your identity has been stolen!
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Can we go identity shopping? Can we?! Can we?! Ooo, I can be Hank Scorpio!
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Task: Make Homer Shop for a New Identity (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
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What happened to finding a new identity?
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I got mine back, once the guy realized it wasn't worth stealing.
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AND he improved my credit score. Now I can go out and ruin it again!
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System Message
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The story will continue in Act 2. Keep scanning for Agents and collecting Intel to get more prizes!
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Quest reward: 50 and 500 Event Currency
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Act 2 Gameplay
The Worn Identity
The Worn Identity Pt. 1
After the user logs in on April 11th:
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We can't keep up! For every enemy we know about, there are four more hiding in the shadows.
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Like paternity suits!
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Or Mother's moles.
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What good are eyes everywhere, when half of them are lazy? What we need is a sleeper agent.
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Did someone say "sleeper"? *Yawn* I might be able to help you out.
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Task: Make Homer Become a Sleeper Agent (4h)
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Sir, are you alright?
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Wha...?
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Homer, you did it: you exposed an enemy agent!
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Woo-hoo! That's a lot less than I normally expose!
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Quest reward: 10 and 100 Event Currency
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The Worn Identity Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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You're a natural covert agent, Homer. I'm sending you under cover.
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Ooh, "under covers"! Do I get pajamas? If not, I can sleep in the buff.
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What you get is this donut with a microscopic camera, so that you-
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A micro-what?
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That camera is lost forever.
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We can get it back when it comes out.
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Like I said, "lost forever". We'll go with a second camera in a giant cowboy hat instead.
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Task: Make Homer Go Undercover (4h)
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How'd it go? Did you get some good footage?
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I watched a plastic bag blow in the wind for hours.
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That footage is still more exciting than Daniel Day Lewis' "Lincoln".
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Quest reward: 10 and 100 Event Currency
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The Worn Identity Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Egahh!! Those are the most horrifying monsters I've ever seen!
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This is the footage we recovered from your stomach.
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Last night's pork chops don't look so pretty anymore.
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And why is your hat buzzing?
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That's probably the bee. I bugged it, just like you said.
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Don't worry, I made sure it was a queen: I'm not an idiot.
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Task: Make Homer Run From Bees (4h)
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Soon I'll be more honey than spy!
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Quest reward: 10 and 100 Event Currency
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No Rest for the Wicked
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Being an evil mastermind isn't all fun and games – except for Mastermind: the game, which is fun. We can play that after this.
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I can only imagine how much dust builds up in an underground volcano base.
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It's worth it for what I save on my heating bill, and nothing keeps the minions in line like being surrounded by molten lava.
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An evil mastermind isn't just evil laughs and Rube Goldberg death traps?
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No. And it's not a one-man operation. One has to surround oneself with good henchmen like you, Homer.
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There's no "I" in Mastermind.
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Task: Make Homer Practice His Evil Laugh (4h, Agency Headquarters) Task: Make Sea Captain Feed the Mutant Sharks (4h, Agency Headquarters) Task: Make Willie Clean the Death Traps (4h, Agency Headquarters)
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Muhahaha!
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Keep practicing – it's got to come from a deep dark place within you.
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It's coming from my gut.
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I meant your childhood.
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Quest reward: 10 and 100 Event Currency
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Secret Agent Moe
After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
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It's time we fought fire with its mortal enemy: more fire!
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Didn't the Cold War teach you anything about world-devastating weapon one-upmanship?
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That's a great idea: an endless cycle of fear!
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I got just what you guys need: a jar of pickled eggs that's been sitting by the radiator since I first opened shop.
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Do we dare cross the line into biological warfare?
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Task: Make Moe Retrieve Preserves of Mass Destruction (4h, Moe's Tavern)
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No one will mess with you, so long as you've got these rancid bomb shells!
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Hey Moe, your eggs are bursting with flavor!
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System Message
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The story will continue in Act 3. Keep scanning for Agents and collecting Intel to get more prizes!
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Quest reward: 50 and 500 Event Currency
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Act 3 Gameplay
Mission Unpossible
Mission Unpossible Pt. 1
After the user logs in on April 25th and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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I don't like the look of this chatter. We may have a mole among us.
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At the risk of thinking way outside of the box, I accuse Moleman!
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You're going to need to go deep, deep under cover, Homer. A doub- trip- no, a DODECA agent.
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I'll fix him up so hoyvin-glayvin much Homer'll be more mole than man.
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Ooh... some sort of super secret, special training?
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No time for that.
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Task: Make Homer Receive Shock Therapy (4h, Frink's Lab or Agency Headquarters)
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Does everything taste purple to anyone else?
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Quest reward: 10 and 100 Event Currency
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Mission Unpossible Pt. 2
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Homey, I'm worried: you're barely eating eight meals a day, and last night I caught you interrogating yourself on the toilet.
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I was just yelling at the toilet paper. It knows why.
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You're clearly overdoing it for Mr. Scorpio.
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Marge, you knew what you were getting into when you married a spy.
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I didn't marry a spy! Just promise me you'll take some time off.
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Fine, but if Mr. Scorpio calls, I'm busy carrying out his nefarious directives.
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Task: Make Homer Take Some Time Off (4h, Simpson Home) Task: Make Homer's Alter Ego Work a Double Shift (8h, Agency Headquarters)
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Homer, where have you been?
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Where am I NOW?
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Quest reward: 10 and 100 Event Currency
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Mission Unpossible Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Hank, I think I need to get out of the spy game.
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What's the trouble, Homer? Losing your identity? Can't take all the lying and backstabbing?
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No, I love those parts. I'm too confused by the spoons that are also forks, or pens with invisible ink.
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It's not invisible ink – you left the cap on.
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And I suppose my shoe phone is just a shoe?!
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Task: Make Homer Get Out of the Spy Game (4h, Agency Headquarters)
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Sorry to let you down, Hank. I know you saw something special in me.
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That's okay, Homer. I only chose you because we have the same initials: it saved me a buttload on monogrammed office supplies.
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Quest reward: 10 and 100 Event Currency
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Mission Unpossible Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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I'm here to turn in my badge, Hank.
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I never gave you a badge.
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Oh, right. That's a mustard stain.
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Look, Homer, what if instead of getting out of the spy game, you do one last job?
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You mean like the "one last job" that's suppose to make me set for life, but instead gets me killed or imprisoned?
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Well... yes.
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A job offer is a job offer!
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Task: Make Homer Do One Last Job (4h, Agency Headquarters)
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That's it, Hank: I'm out – and I burned off my fingerprints.
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You didn't have to do that.
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It wasn't on purpose. I tried to pull bacon out of a deep fryer with my bare hands.
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Quest reward: 10 and 100 Event Currency
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Mission Unpossible Pt. 5
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Where do you think YOU'RE going?
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We had a deal: one more job, then I'm out.
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I can't just let you go back to walking around town with all those secrets in your head.
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Are you here to... KILL ME?
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Only the parts you won't need anymore.
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Task: Make Homer Receive More Shock Therapy (4h, Frink's Lab or Agency Headquarters)
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Nigerian inheritance? I'm rich!
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Quest reward: 50 and 500 Event Currency
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