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What's Under Jimbo's Cap?
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Comic Story information
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What's Under Jimbo's Cap? is a Simpsons Comics One-Shot Wonders story that appears in Jimbo Jones #1.
Plot
Several characters offer their speculations as to what might be under Jimbo Jones's cap.
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Character
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Affiliation
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Theory
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Milhouse Van Houten
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Nerd's Rights Activist
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"Pure ... unmitigated ... evil. Plus a leave-in conditioner that smells like strawberries!"
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Apu Nahasa-Something
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Convenience Store Operator
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"At least three copies of American Breast Enthusiast stolen from the Kwik-E-Mart, I suspect!"
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Bart Simpson
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Parasitic Twin Enthusiast
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"I'll bet he's got a creepy parasitic twin under there! Bwah ha ha!"
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Seymour Skinner
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Failing Administrator
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"A head full of the worst kind of knowledge ... and I don't mean Women's Studies!"
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Lisa Simpson
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Walking Contradiction
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"A bald spot that is growing larger everyday. Which is kind of ruggedly appealing ... and confusing."
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Dolph & Kearney
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Known Associates
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Kearney: "A capacity for love that defies explanation ..." Dolph: "... and an extra pair of brass knuckles."
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Homer Simpson
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Thinks He's on The Price Is Right
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"Ooh! What do I get if I guess right? A barbecue set? An all-expenses-paid trip to Nova Scotia? A giant porcelain dog?"
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Martin Prince
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Local Crackpot
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"He's hiding an alien life form that controls his every move! I have proof! We're all in danger! Why won't you believe me?"
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Corky James Jones, Sr.
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Subject in Question
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"I ain't sayin' nothin'! Now scram before I pound you!"
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