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Revision as of 18:00, January 23, 2018
"Why Springfield, Why Not?"
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Song Information
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"Why Springfield, Why Not?" is an anthem for Springfield written by Bart and Lisa and sung by children of Springfield.
Lyrics
- Bart:
- Springfield's the only home that we've got
- Lisa:
- But to be frank, there's not a lot To recommend it
- We've got a big sinkhole
- Bart:
- And they shut down the think hole
- Sideshow Mel:
- This is not boosterism!
- Joe Quimby:
- Warm up the horse.
- Lisa:
- But when you think of the things we lack
- Bart:
- Stead of the stuff we've got
- Milhouse:
- We haven't had a circus fire in months
- Nelson:
- Ooh, we're just off the interstate
- Ralph:
- Ah, the second right off exit 8...
- Clancy Wiggum:
- He didn't blow his line.
- Sarah, let's have another!
- Dolph:
- You may find our culture lacking
- Kearney:
- We finally outlawed our snake whacking
- Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Wendell, Rod Flanders, Jeremy Jailbird, and Nelson:
- But hooray for Springfield
- Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Sherri, Terri, Jeremy Jailbird, and Nelson:
- Give two cheers Smallpox-free for seven years
- Kids:
- Why Springfield?
- Why not?