Difference between revisions of "Dr. Nick @ Night/Quotes"
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:'''[[Kirk Van Houten]]''': [AHEM!] | :'''[[Kirk Van Houten]]''': [AHEM!] | ||
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': [SIGH!] What is it? | :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': [SIGH!] What is it? | ||
| − | :'''[[Kirk Van Houten]]''': I've been waiting fifteen minutes for you to finish that | + | :'''[[Kirk Van Houten]]''': I've been waiting fifteen minutes for you to finish that comic! |
| − | :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Oh, I am so | + | :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Oh, I am so sorry. Were you kept from saving the world, perhaps? Allow me to get into my time machine and reverse this catastrophe! |
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Good to have you back, Comic Book Guy! | :'''[[Bart]]''': Good to have you back, Comic Book Guy! | ||
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Yes, much like the Jedi in the film of the same name, I have returned! Now keep your [GLAVIN!] Fingers off any comic you're not buying with the smudging and the folding and the this is not a liiiiibrary! [GA-HOY] [GA-HEY!] | :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Yes, much like the Jedi in the film of the same name, I have returned! Now keep your [GLAVIN!] Fingers off any comic you're not buying with the smudging and the folding and the this is not a liiiiibrary! [GA-HOY] [GA-HEY!] | ||
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| − | :'''[[Krusty]]''': Man, that | + | :'''[[Krusty]]''': Man, that was a great con! I got pretty blotto at the shoe seminar! Thanks for getting me back to Springfield, miss Pennycandy. How long was I passed out? |
:'''[[Lois Pennycandy]]''':28 hours Krusty! | :'''[[Lois Pennycandy]]''':28 hours Krusty! | ||
| − | :'''[[Krusty]]''': Anything | + | :'''[[Krusty]]''': Anything interesting happen while I was out? |
| − | :'''[[Lois Pennycandy]]''': Well... ...evil zombie | + | :'''[[Lois Pennycandy]]''': Well... ...evil zombie clowns have taken over America. |
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:'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': Within a day all the clowns were back to normal, selling balloons, being spkesmen for hamburger chains, and scaring small children at birthday parties And that's how I helped to save the world. | :'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': Within a day all the clowns were back to normal, selling balloons, being spkesmen for hamburger chains, and scaring small children at birthday parties And that's how I helped to save the world. | ||
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': Hmmmm. I suppose you do deal with the patients we wouldn't want to see. The nerds, zombie clowns, and [SHUDDER!] Patty and Selma. Fine! You can keep practicing medicine, but stop moonlighting as a veterinarian on the side. | :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': Hmmmm. I suppose you do deal with the patients we wouldn't want to see. The nerds, zombie clowns, and [SHUDDER!] Patty and Selma. Fine! You can keep practicing medicine, but stop moonlighting as a veterinarian on the side. | ||
:'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': I don't know... | :'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': I don't know... | ||
| − | :'''[[Veterinarian]]''': Okay, at least when you do | + | :'''[[Veterinarian]]''': Okay, at least when you do transplants use body parts from the same species of animal! |
:'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': Scout's honor! | :'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': Scout's honor! | ||
Revision as of 16:08, December 11, 2016
- Dr. Hibbert: Then we have no choice but to revoke your medical license!
- Dr. Nick: Wait! You can't take away my little clinic! This town needs it! I do the things you couldn't do, wouldn't do, and shouldn't do!
- Dr. Hibbert: Explain!
- Dr. Nick: Okey-dokey!
- Selma: What's Richard Dean Anderson doing now?
- Patty: He's going into the Stargate!
- Selma: And now what 's he doing?
- Patty: I don't know. You were talking!
- Selma: Then let me watch!
- Patty: No, only one of us can watch TV at a time and you lost the coin toss!
- Selma: Life without Richard Dean Anderson isn't worth living! It's time for desperate measures!
- Comic Book Guy: Big Ethel kills Moose to get Jughead's attention? Oh, Brian Michael Bendis, you've done it again!
- Kirk Van Houten: [AHEM!]
- Comic Book Guy: [SIGH!] What is it?
- Kirk Van Houten: I've been waiting fifteen minutes for you to finish that comic!
- Comic Book Guy: Oh, I am so sorry. Were you kept from saving the world, perhaps? Allow me to get into my time machine and reverse this catastrophe!
- Bart: Good to have you back, Comic Book Guy!
- Comic Book Guy: Yes, much like the Jedi in the film of the same name, I have returned! Now keep your [GLAVIN!] Fingers off any comic you're not buying with the smudging and the folding and the this is not a liiiiibrary! [GA-HOY] [GA-HEY!]
- Krusty: Man, that was a great con! I got pretty blotto at the shoe seminar! Thanks for getting me back to Springfield, miss Pennycandy. How long was I passed out?
- Lois Pennycandy:28 hours Krusty!
- Krusty: Anything interesting happen while I was out?
- Lois Pennycandy: Well... ...evil zombie clowns have taken over America.
- Dr. Nick: Within a day all the clowns were back to normal, selling balloons, being spkesmen for hamburger chains, and scaring small children at birthday parties And that's how I helped to save the world.
- Dr. Hibbert: Hmmmm. I suppose you do deal with the patients we wouldn't want to see. The nerds, zombie clowns, and [SHUDDER!] Patty and Selma. Fine! You can keep practicing medicine, but stop moonlighting as a veterinarian on the side.
- Dr. Nick: I don't know...
- Veterinarian: Okay, at least when you do transplants use body parts from the same species of animal!
- Dr. Nick: Scout's honor!
