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Difference between revisions of "New Kids on the Blecch/Quotes"

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:'''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': What do you mean?
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:'''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': What does it mean?
:'''[[Homer Simpson]]:''' Ah, I don't mean anything. Like ''Rama Lama Ding-dong'' or ''Give Peace a Chance''.
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:'''[[Homer Simpson]]:''' Ah, It doesn't mean anything. It's like ''Rama Lama Ding-dong'' or ''Give Peace a Chance''.
  
 
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:'''Homer''': Bart! I dare you to... (whispers)
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:'''L. T. Smash''': It's a three-pronged attack. Sub-liminal, liminal and super-liminal.
Bart: No
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:'''Lisa''': ''Super''liminal?
:[[Homer]]: You have to do double dares. Especialy when an adult tells you to.
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:'''L. T. Smash:''' I'll show you. (''Leans out of window'') Hey, ''you''! Join the Navy!
:'''[[Bart]]''' (reluctantly): Uh, yeah, all right. (dresses like a girl)
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:'''[[Carl]]''': Uh, yeah, all right.
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:'''[[Lenny]]''': I'm in.
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:'''L.T. Smash:''' Now that you know, Lisa, I'm afraid I can't let you leave. ''(sees Lisa outside, walking away)'' Oh.
  
 
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Revision as of 13:18, May 29, 2012



(Bart is deciding whether to get beat up by the angry mob or escape with the stranger):
Bart: Mob, stranger, mob, stranger... Stranger.

Bart: Who are you?
L. T. Smash: Oh, you'll find out, in due time.
Bart: Well it says here your name is L. T. Smash.
L. T. Smash: The time has come. I'm L. T. Smash.

Bart: Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your principal Skinner doesn't want us to play!
Audience: Boo!
Principal Skinner: That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your inoffensive brand of pop-rock!
Bart: Screw you man, we're gonna play it anyway!

L. T. Smash: Man, they're gonna be big... and you stood in their way!
Principal Skinner: No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink!
L. T. Smash: Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama?
Principal Skinner: She lives with me.

Ralph Wiggum: I'm wearing a bath robe, and I'm not even sick!

Lisa Simpson: What does it mean?
Homer Simpson: Ah, It doesn't mean anything. It's like Rama Lama Ding-dong or Give Peace a Chance.

L. T. Smash: It's a three-pronged attack. Sub-liminal, liminal and super-liminal.
Lisa: Superliminal?
L. T. Smash: I'll show you. (Leans out of window) Hey, you! Join the Navy!
Carl: Uh, yeah, all right.
Lenny: I'm in.
L.T. Smash: Now that you know, Lisa, I'm afraid I can't let you leave. (sees Lisa outside, walking away) Oh.

Nelson Muntz: They called me Smellson. Ha ha!
Homer Simpson: Smellson, that's funny 'cause you smell.

Milhouse: The Statue of Liberty? Where are we?!

Homer: I'm the jealousy bug! I'm gonna get ya! Gonna get ya!
Lisa: Ow. Cut it out! You're a grown man.
Homer: (sulking) I wanna go home now!

Admiral: The Hippy Dream, again?
L. T. Smash: They've been getting less frequent, sir.

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