Difference between revisions of "Take My Life, Please/Quotes"

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Homer: I'm going to find out what Dondelinger did last summer! Twenty-two years ago! In the winter!

[After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president]

Principal Dondelinger: [to Carl and Lenny] You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.

Lenny: Only if you do us a favor.

Dondelinger: What is it?

Carl: Our parents want us to go to this place called "college".

Lenny: Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box.

Dondelinger: [sighs] Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you!

Carl and Lenny: AARRGHH!

[After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce]

Homer: Please help me! How can I have that life back?!

Chef: Ask the garlic bread...

Homer: [picks up the bread] Oh garlic bread, please guide me!

Chef: HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA!

[After Homer leaves the Italian resturant]

Homer: Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has.

Marge: Homer close your eyes...

[The family lead Homer to the Springfield Wall of Fame]

Marge: Now open!

[Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him]

Homer: Woohoo! Wait... how did I get on the wall of fame?

Bart: Hey, plaques come and plaques go.

[The camera pans out to reveal Principal Skinner's plaque in the garbage can]

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