Difference between revisions of "The Joy of Sect/Quotes"
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:'''Bart Simpson''': Thanks for letting me skip school to see the team come back from the championship, dad! | :'''Bart Simpson''': Thanks for letting me skip school to see the team come back from the championship, dad! | ||
:'''Homer Simpson''': I always say, a boy can learn more at an airport than he can in any school. | :'''Homer Simpson''': I always say, a boy can learn more at an airport than he can in any school. | ||
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| + | :[''Homer and Bart continue their walk through the airport. They pass some religious people.''] | ||
| + | :'''Hare Krishna''': Have you heard of Krishna Consciousness? | ||
| + | :'''Homer Simpson''': This, Bart, is a crazy man! | ||
| + | :[''They move on.''] | ||
| + | :'''Christian''': Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. | ||
| + | :'''Homer Simpson''': ''(Sarcastic)'' Right, that'll work. | ||
| + | :[''They move on.''] | ||
| + | :'''Woman''': A new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet, [[Blisstonia]]. | ||
| + | :'''Homer Simpson''': Hmmm, makes sense! | ||
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| + | :[''[[Hans Moleman]] enters "Just Crichton and King Bookstore".''] | ||
| + | :'''Hans Moleman''': Do you have anything by Robert Lodlum? | ||
| + | :'''Clerk''': ''(Sinister)'' Get out. | ||
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:'''Homer Simpson''': Homer no function beer well without. | :'''Homer Simpson''': Homer no function beer well without. | ||
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- [Homer and Bart arrive at the Springfield International Airport.]
- Bart Simpson: Thanks for letting me skip school to see the team come back from the championship, dad!
- Homer Simpson: I always say, a boy can learn more at an airport than he can in any school.
- [Homer and Bart continue their walk through the airport. They pass some religious people.]
- Hare Krishna: Have you heard of Krishna Consciousness?
- Homer Simpson: This, Bart, is a crazy man!
- [They move on.]
- Christian: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
- Homer Simpson: (Sarcastic) Right, that'll work.
- [They move on.]
- Woman: A new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet, Blisstonia.
- Homer Simpson: Hmmm, makes sense!
- [Hans Moleman enters "Just Crichton and King Bookstore".]
- Hans Moleman: Do you have anything by Robert Lodlum?
- Clerk: (Sinister) Get out.
- Homer Simpson: Homer no function beer well without.
- Homer Simpson: Out of my way, Jerk Ass!
- Bart Simpson: Nobody can brainwash Bart Simpson. Nothing that I can't handle.
- [Movementarian pulls out a briefcase labeled "Lil' Bastard Brainwash" and Bart enters a room. He reappears a few seconds later.]
- Bart Simpson: I love The Leader.
- Marge Simpson: When we got married, you promised me my harvesting days were over.
- Sect Mover: Your family will be housed here for the first 100,000 years, then something might open up in a double.
- Homer Simpson: Why even unpack?
- Homer Simpson: Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family.
- Lisa Simpson: Dad, do you think you might have been brainwashed?
- Homer Simpson: I have not been brainwashed! Kill the girl.
- Lisa Simpson: Watch yourself, Dad - you're the highly suggestible type.
- Homer Simpson: Yes, I am the highly suggestible type.
- Bart Simpson: Church, cult, cult, church. So we'll get bored someplace else every Sunday. Does this really change our everyday lives?
- [Lovejoy begins to spill gasoline all over the church.]
- Reverend Lovejoy: I never thought I'd have to do this again.
- Reverend Lovejoy: This new so-called religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate.
- [The Leader drives past in a Rolls-Royce.]
- Lisa Simpson: We toil in the fields and he drives around in a Rolls-Royce?
- Homer Simpson: Yes, it would be nice if he'd buy American, but what are you going to do?
- Lisa Simpson: It's great that we can all think for ourselves again.
- [Family returns to watching TV.]
- FOX Announcer: You are watching FOX.
- Family: (Robotically) We are watching FOX.
