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Lisa: Hey! There was no accident at the plant. Dad just wanted to go bowling.

Marge: He shouldn't have deceived me, but I'm just so relieved Lenny's okay.

Lenny: Check out the overhead scoreboard!

(scoreboard says "poo" and "ass" instead of Lenny and Carl)

Carl: (laughs) Poo! Uh, Homer. What wacky name do you want?

Homer: Are "poo" and "ass" taken?

Carl: Yeah.

Homer: Damn, could my life get any worse?

Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, you're going to be fine... although you do seem to have swallowed a number of shark eggs.

Homer': Actually, that was before I went in the ocean.

Hibbert: Well, I don't want to pry into your personal life--

Homer: Then don't.

Homer: Oh this is the worst day ever.

Lenny: Hey Homer, what gives?

Homer: Mr. Burns is making me eat all these drums of toxic waste!

Carl: Geez, that's rough. There must be 2 to 300 gallons in here.

Lenny: And even a teaspoon could cause a fatal tumor.

Chief Wiggum: All right, smart guy, where's the fire?

Homer: Over there.

Wiggum: Okay, you just bought yourself a 317: Pointing out police stupidity. Or is that a 314? No, no, 314 is a dog, uh, in, no, is that a 315? You're in trouble, pal.

Marge: I can't get Maggie to eat. Maybe if you try…

Homer: Oh, I'm twenty-six hours late for work, no time for Maggie…Ooh, Where's Waldo!!! No, no, this would be a lot easier without all these people. Nope, no (gasps) It's him! No.

Marge: Homer!

Homer: Waldo, where are you?

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