Difference between revisions of "Take My Life, Please/Quotes"
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| + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' I'm going to find out what Dondelinger did last summer! Twenty-two years ago! In the winter! | ||
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| − | + | :''[After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president]'' | |
| − | '''[[Principal Dondelinger]]''' | + | :'''[[Principal Dondelinger]]:''' ''[to [[Carl]] and [[Lenny]]'' You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box. |
| − | '''[[Lenny]]''' | + | :'''[[Lenny]]:''' Only if you do us a favour. |
| − | + | :'''Dondelinger:''' What is it? | |
| − | '''[[Carl]]''' | + | :'''[[Carl]]:''' Our parents want us to go to this place called "college". |
| − | '''Lenny''' | + | :'''Lenny:''' Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box. |
| − | ''' | + | :'''Dondelinger:''' ''[sighs]'' Fine, but if you mess up, it's [[Ohio]] College for both of you! |
| − | '''Carl and Lenny''' | + | :'''Carl and Lenny:''' AARRGHH! |
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| − | + | :''[After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce]'' | |
| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Please help me! How can I have that life back?! |
| − | '''Chef''' | + | :'''Chef:''' Ask the garlic bread... |
| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' ''[picks up the bread]'' Oh garlic bread, please guide me! |
| − | '''Chef''' | + | :'''Chef:''' HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA! |
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| − | + | ''[After Homer leaves the [[Italy|Italian]] resturant]'' | |
| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has. |
| − | '''[[Marge]]''' | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer close your eyes... |
| − | + | :''[The family lead Homer to the Springfield Wall of Fame]'' | |
| − | ''' | + | :'''Marge:''' Now open! |
| − | + | :''[Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him]'' | |
| − | '''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Woohoo! Wait... how did I get on the wall of fame? |
| − | '''[[Bart]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, plaques come and plaques go. |
| − | + | :''[The camera pans out to reveal [[Principal Skinner]]'s plaque in the garbage can]'' | |
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- Homer: I'm going to find out what Dondelinger did last summer! Twenty-two years ago! In the winter!
- [After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president]
- Principal Dondelinger: [to Carl and Lenny You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.
- Lenny: Only if you do us a favour.
- Dondelinger: What is it?
- Carl: Our parents want us to go to this place called "college".
- Lenny: Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box.
- Dondelinger: [sighs] Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you!
- Carl and Lenny: AARRGHH!
- [After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce]
- Homer: Please help me! How can I have that life back?!
- Chef: Ask the garlic bread...
- Homer: [picks up the bread] Oh garlic bread, please guide me!
- Chef: HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA!
[After Homer leaves the Italian resturant]
- Homer: Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has.
- Marge: Homer close your eyes...
- [The family lead Homer to the Springfield Wall of Fame]
- Marge: Now open!
- [Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him]
- Homer: Woohoo! Wait... how did I get on the wall of fame?
- Bart: Hey, plaques come and plaques go.
- [The camera pans out to reveal Principal Skinner's plaque in the garbage can]
