Difference between revisions of "Krusty Gets Kancelled/Quotes"
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| − | + | :'''Krusty''': Are those our ratings? Lemme see. ''[reads page]'' I lost to Channel ''Ocho''? What the hell is that? ''[turns on TV]'' | |
| + | :'''[[Bumblebee Man]]''': ''Dos huevos, por favor. [one, two –] ¡Ay—! Ohh, que lastima ... | ||
| + | :'''Krusty''': ''[chuckles]'' I gotta steal that bit. | ||
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Moe, look over there! (as a distraction) | :'''[[Bart]]''': Moe, look over there! (as a distraction) | ||
:'''[[Moe]]''': What? What am I looking at? I don't see nothing. I'm gonna stop looking soon… What? What, is that it? | :'''[[Moe]]''': What? What am I looking at? I don't see nothing. I'm gonna stop looking soon… What? What, is that it? | ||
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:'''Bart''': Ed Sullivan? | :'''Bart''': Ed Sullivan? | ||
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| − | :'''[[Squeeky-Voiced Teen]]''': Here's your taco mister. Oops, I dropped it in the fryer. I'll get it out. Ow. Oooow! Ooow! Oow! | + | :'''[[Squeeky-Voiced Teen]]''': Here's your taco, mister. Oops, I dropped it in the fryer. I'll get it out. Ow. Oooow! Ooow! Oow! |
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:'''Bart''': I didn't know you knew [[Luke Perry]]. | :'''Bart''': I didn't know you knew [[Luke Perry]]. | ||
| − | :'''Krusty''': | + | :'''Krusty''': Pffp, know him?! He's my worthless half-brother. |
:'''[[Lisa]]''': He's a big TV star. | :'''[[Lisa]]''': He's a big TV star. | ||
| − | :'''Krusty''': Yeah, on [[FOX|Fox]]. (Sticks out | + | :'''Krusty''': Yeah, on [[FOX|Fox]]. (Sticks out tongue) |
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| − | :'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]''': Everyone is saying "[[Gabbo]] this" and "Gabbo that" | + | :'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]''': Everyone is saying "[[Gabbo]] this" and "Gabbo that" – but no one is saying "Worship this" and "Jericho that". |
:'''[[Jasper]]''': What's this about Gabbo? | :'''[[Jasper]]''': What's this about Gabbo? | ||
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- Krusty: Are those our ratings? Lemme see. [reads page] I lost to Channel Ocho? What the hell is that? [turns on TV]
- Bumblebee Man: Dos huevos, por favor. [one, two –] ¡Ay—! Ohh, que lastima ...
- Krusty: [chuckles] I gotta steal that bit.
- Bart: Moe, look over there! (as a distraction)
- Moe: What? What am I looking at? I don't see nothing. I'm gonna stop looking soon… What? What, is that it?
- (Homer walks into Moe's Tavern)
- Homer: Hey Moe, can I look, too?
- Moe: Sure, but it'll cost ya.
- Homer: My wallet's in the car.
- (Homer runs out)
- Moe: He is so stupid. And now back to the wall.
- Krusty: Ugh, 35 years in show business and already no one remembers me, just like what's-his-name and whose-it, and you know that guy, always wore a shirt?
- Bart: Ed Sullivan?
- Squeeky-Voiced Teen: Here's your taco, mister. Oops, I dropped it in the fryer. I'll get it out. Ow. Oooow! Ooow! Oow!
- Bart: I didn't know you knew Luke Perry.
- Krusty: Pffp, know him?! He's my worthless half-brother.
- Lisa: He's a big TV star.
- Krusty: Yeah, on Fox. (Sticks out tongue)
- Reverend Lovejoy: Everyone is saying "Gabbo this" and "Gabbo that" – but no one is saying "Worship this" and "Jericho that".
- Jasper: What's this about Gabbo?
