Difference between revisions of "The Fat and the Futilest"

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The Fat and the Futilest is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble content update. It requires King-Size Homer to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on King-Size Homer's exclamation mark Hey, look at me! I'm enormous! The jiggling fat is mesmerizing. This is terrible, Homie. Can you even move yourself around? Not without a lot of effort. And effort is the one thing the fat man avoids. Like every great person of girth, I will preserve my dignity by riding around on a tiny scooter. Task: "Make King-Size Homer Ride Around Town". The job takes 8 hours. Smithers, please tell me that lard-filled balloon I just saw riding around town doesn't work for me. I'm afraid so, sir. Homer Simpson. I won't have fatties around the plant. They always turn out to be wise-offs or union men. It's against labor regulations to fire a man because he's overweight. I suppose it's against labor regulations to drop him through my trap door. No, but I don't think he'd fit. Damn it, Smithers, you're the one who told me to save money by going for the medium diameter trap door! I guess we'll just have to let him work from home. Message Get Homer's Work From Home Station so he can do work without putting his pants on. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on King-Size Homer's exclamation mark Dad, do we really have to go to the beach? First off, you're wearing a Speedo, and second, I can't even see it because of your fat folds. Yes... I'm definitely... wearing something... under my fat folds. Task: "Make King-Size Homer Let it All Hang Out at the Beach". The job takes place at Beach or River and takes 6 hours. Hey everyone, check out the white whale that beached itself! It's so sad and ugly. Grab it's flesh bags and roll it into the water. I'm not a white whale, I'm a lightly tanned fatso! Don't treat me like an animal. Like an animal is also how we treat fat people. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on King-Size Homer's exclamation mark Homer, this is ridiculous. Your mass is so large you have two small moons orbiting you. Marge, that's offensive fat-shaming. It's not my fault that God made me a man who chose to get gigantic so he could work from home. I'm going to find a fat support group on the internet. No matter how crazy your ideas are, there's always 200 people online who'll agree with you. Task: "Make King-Size Homer Chat Online with a Fat Support Group". The job takes place at the Java Server or Simpson House and takes 16 hours. Hey Homer, you learning anything from your online fat support group? Yes. Nothing puts on weight like freemium gaming. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on King-Size Homer's exclamation mark Marge, my dinner! Something happened to it. Something awful! I made you a salad. But I'm a growing boy! I put on over fifty pounds just today. I'm going to the place where they support and love the chronically obese: Krusty Burger. You were banned from Krusty Burger because the sight of you was scaring other diners into wanting to eat healthier. Also, you couldn't fit through the door. They foiled me with their normal-sized doors. But they can't keep me out of the drive-thru. Task: "Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger". Task: "Make King-Size Homer Walk Through Drive-Thru". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours. I'm sorry, sir, but the drive-thru is cars only. Are you saying I can't eat here because I'm a person? I'm saying you weigh as much as a truck, and you'll damage the pavement. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on King-Size Homer's exclamation mark Homer, I've been hoping you'll come to your senses and lose some weight, but it just isn't happening. So I have no choice but to use extremely wifely measures. If you mean you're going to deny me sex, when I'm this fat that's a little redundant. I'm going to nag you. The ultimate weapon! Well, do your worst. Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern". Task: "Make Marge Nag Homer About His Weight". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 30 minutes. Task: "Make Homer Get Whipped into Shape". The job requires Mr. Burns and takes 30 minutes. Mom, your nagging worked! Dad is thin again. Actually, I didn't nag your father. I nagged Sky Finger. That person can do anything. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Behind the Laughter[edit]

Th quest name is a reference to The Fast and the Furious.