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| − | The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.
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| − | == [[Season 1]] ==
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|#}}
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| − | {{TH|Image}}
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| − | {{TH|Gag}}
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| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
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| − | {{TH|Code}}
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| − | {{TBT|1}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7G08}}
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| − | {{TBT|2}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not waste chalk}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7G02}}
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| − | {{TBT|3}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7G03}}
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| − | {{TBT|4}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not burp in class}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7G04}}
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| − | {{TBT|5}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7G05}}
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| − | {{TBT|6}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7G06}}
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| − | {{TBT|7}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7G09}}
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| − | {{TBT|8}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I did not see Elvis}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7G07}}
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| − | {{TBT|9}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7G11}}
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| − | {{TBT|10}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7G10}}
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| − | {{TBT|11}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7G13}}
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| − | {{TBT|12}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7G12}}
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| − | {{TBT|13}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7G01}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 2]] ==
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|#}}
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| − | {{TH|Image}}
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| − | {{TH|Gag}}
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| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
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| − | {{TH|Code}}
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| − | {{TRsT|14|2}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
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| − | {{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}
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| − | {{TRs|7F03|2}}
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| − | {{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}}
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| − | {{TBT|15}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F02}}
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| − | {{TBT|16}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F04}}
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| − | {{TRsT|17|2}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}
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| − | {{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}
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| − | {{TRs|7F01|2}}
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| − | {{TBT|[[File:No image.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'''<br>It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}
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| − | {{TBT|18}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F05}}
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| − | {{TBT|19}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F08}}
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| − | {{TBT|20}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F07}}
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| − | {{TBT|21}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F06}}
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| − | {{TBT|22}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F09}}
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| − | {{TBT|23}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not sell school property}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F10}}
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| − | {{TBT|24}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not cut corners<br>''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F11}}
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| − | {{TBT|25}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F12}}
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| − | {{TBT|26}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F13}}
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| − | {{TBT|27}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F15}}
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| − | {{TBT|28}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F16}}
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| − | {{TBT|29}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not sell school property}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F14}}
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| − | {{TBT|30}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F17}}
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| − | {{TBT|31}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F18}}
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| − | {{TBT|32}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F19}}
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| − | {{TBT|33}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F20}}
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| − | {{TBT|34}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not show off<br>''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F21}}
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| − | {{TBT|35}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F22}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 3]] ==
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|#}}
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| − | {{TH|Image}}
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| − | {{TH|Gag}}
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| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
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| − | {{TH|Code}}
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| − | {{TBT|36}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I am not a dentist}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F24}}
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| − | {{TBT|37}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F01}}
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| − | {{TBT|38}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|7F23}}
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| − | {{TRsT|39|2}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}
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| − | {{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}
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| − | {{TRs|8F03|2}}
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| − | {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard Bart the Murderer in-episode.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}
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| − | {{TBT|40}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not squeak chalk<br>''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F04}}
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| − | {{TBT|41}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will finish what I sta<br>''(written only once)''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F05}}
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| − | {{TBT|42}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F02}}
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| − | {{TBT|43}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F06}}
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| − | {{TBT|44}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not fake rabies}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F07}}
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| − | {{TBT|45}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F08}}
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| − | {{TBT|46}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F09}}
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| − | {{TBT|47}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F10}}
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| − | {{TBT|48}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not carve gods}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F11}}
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| − | {{TBT|49}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F12}}
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| − | {{TBT|50}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not spank others}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F14}}
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| − | {{TBT|51}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F16}}
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| − | {{TBT|52}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not aim for the head}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F13}}
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| − | {{TRsT|53|2}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}
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| − | {{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}
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| − | {{TRs|8F15|2}}
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| − | {{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}
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| − | {{TBT|54}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F17}}
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| − | {{TBT|55}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F19}}
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| − | {{TBT|56}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F20}}
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| − | {{TBT|57}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F21}}
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| − | {{TBT|58}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not snap bras}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F22}}
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| − | {{TBT|59}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not fake seizures}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F23}}
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| − | }}
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| − | == [[Season 4]] ==
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|#}}
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| − | {{TH|Image}}
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| − | {{TH|Gag}}
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| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
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| − | {{TH|Code}}
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| − | {{TBT|60}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F24}}
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| − | {{TBT|61}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|8F18}}
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| − | {{TBT|62}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not defame New Orleans
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| − | ''(Done as a response to "[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]", which created controversy in New Orleans from [[Oh, Streetcar!#Long Before the Superdome|a song in said episode]])''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|9F01}}
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| − | {{TBT|63}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|9F02}}
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| − | {{TBT|64}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|9F04}}
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| − | {{TRsT|65|2}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not bury the new kid}}
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| − | {{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}
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| − | {{TRs|9F03|2}}
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| − | {{TBT|[[File:MargeBlackboard.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:'''<br>I will try to raise a better child}}
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| − | {{TBT|66}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|9F05}}
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| − | {{TBT|67}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|9F06}}
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| − | {{TBT|68}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|A burp is not an answer}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|9F07}}
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| − | {{TBT|69}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|9F08}}
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| − | {{TBT|70}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|250px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|Coffee is not for kids<br>''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|9F09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|71}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not eat things for money}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|9F10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|72}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|9F11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|73}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|9F12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|74}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|9F13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|75}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|9F14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|76}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|9F15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|77}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|9F17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|78}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|9F16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|79}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|9F18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|80}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|9F20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|81}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|9F19}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 5]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|82}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|9F21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|83}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|9F22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|84}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|85}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|86}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|87}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|88}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|89}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|90}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|91}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|92}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|93}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|94}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|95}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|96}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|97}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|98}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|99}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|100}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
| |
| − | ''(This was the 100th episode aired.)''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|101}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|102}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|103}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F20}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 6]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|104}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|105}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|1F17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|106}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F33}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|107}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|108}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|109}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|110}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|111}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|112}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|113}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|114}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|115}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|116}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|117}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|118}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|119}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Bart vs. Australia chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|120}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|121}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F31}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|122}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|123}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:2F18 chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|124}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|125}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F32}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|126}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|127}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|128}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F16}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 7]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|129}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|130}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bewitched]]" does not promote Satanism}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|2F17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|131}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|132}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|133}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|134}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|135}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|136}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|137}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|138}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will only do this once a year<br>''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F31}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|139}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|140}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|141}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|142}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|143}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|144}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|145}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|146}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|147}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|148}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|149}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|150}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|151}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|152}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|153}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F22}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 8]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Thumbnail}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|154}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|155}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F23}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|156}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|157}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|158}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|159}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F04}}
| |
| − | {{TRsT|160|2}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|4F01|2}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|161}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|162}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3F24}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|163}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|The truth is not out there}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3G01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|164}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|165}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|166}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3G03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|167}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|168}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|169}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|170}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|171}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|172}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|173}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|174}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|175}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|176}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|177}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|178}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F21}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 9]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Thumbnail}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|179}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|180}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F23}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|181}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I no longer want my [[MTV]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3G02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|182}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|183}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{Ch|Richard Gere}} story}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|184}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|185}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|186}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|187}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|188}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|189}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F24}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|190}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|191}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F23}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|192}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|193}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|194}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|195}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|4F24}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|196}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I was not told to do this}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|197}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|3G04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|198}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Trouble with Trillions]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|199}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|200}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]<br>''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|201}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|202}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I am not the new [[Dalai Lama]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|203}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F18}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 10]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|204}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|205}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|206}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|207}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX<br>''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|208}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address<br>''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[When You Dish Upon a Star]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|5F19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|209}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|210}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|211}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|212}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|213}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|My mom is not dating [[Jerry Seinfeld]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|214}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|215}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|216}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|217}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|218}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|219}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|220}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|It does not suck to be you}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TRsT|221|2}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|AABF14|2}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:'''<br>I will not deface (In hieroglyphics)}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|222}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|223}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|224}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|225}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|226}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I'm so very tired}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF20}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 11]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|227}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF23}}
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| − | {{TBT|228}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Pork is not a verb}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|AABF22}}
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| − | {{TBT|229}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I am not the last Don}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|230}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|231}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|AABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|232}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|233}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|234}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I can't see dead people}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TRsT|235|2}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|BABF07|2}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235 1.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:'''<br>I will not do math in class}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|236}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|237}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|238}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|239}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|240}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|241}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|242}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|243}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|244}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|245}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|246}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|247}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|248}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF19}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 12]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|249}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|250}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard250.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|251}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard251.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|252}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard252.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|253}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard253.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|254}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard254.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|255}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TRsT|256|2}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard256.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|CABF06|2}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard256 1.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|257}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard257.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Network TV is not dead}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|BABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|258}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard258.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|259}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard259.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|260}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard260.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|261}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard261.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|262}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard262.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|263}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard263.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|264}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard264.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not scare the [[Dick Cheney|vice president]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bye, Bye, Nerdie]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|265}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard265.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not flush evidence}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|266}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:CABF14 chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|267}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard267.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|268}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard268.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|269}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF17}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 13]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|270}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|271}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|272}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|273}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Fun does not have a size}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|274}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|CABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|275}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|276}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|277}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|278}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|279}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|280}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|281}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Making [[Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|282}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|283}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|284}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|285}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|286}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|287}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|288}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|289}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|290}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|291}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF17}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 14]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|292}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|293}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|294}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|295}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|296}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|DABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|297}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|298}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|299}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|300}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|301}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|302}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|303}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|304}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|305}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|306}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|307}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|308}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|309}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|310}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|311}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|312}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|313}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF17}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 15]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|314}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|315}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|316}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|317}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|318}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|EABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|319}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|320}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|321}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|322}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|323}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|324}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|325}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|326}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|327}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|328}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|329}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|330}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|331}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|332}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|333}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|334}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|335}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF18}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 16]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|336}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF23}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|337}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|338}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|339}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|340}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|341}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|FABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|342}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|343}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|344}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|345}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|346}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|347}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|348}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|349}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|350}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|351}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|352}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|353}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|354}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|355}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|A Booger is not a bookmark}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|356}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF09}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 17]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|357}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|358}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|359}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|360}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|361}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|362}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|363}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|GABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|364}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|365}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|366}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I am not smarter than the [[George W. Bush|President]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|367}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|368}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|369}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|370}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TRsT|371|2}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard371-live.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:'''<br>I will not eat things for money}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|HABF08|2}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''Subsequent airings:'''<br>I will not laminate dog doo}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|372}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down<br>''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|373}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|374}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|375}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|376}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|377}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Je ne parle pas français<br>''("I do not speak French.")''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HABF14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|378}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HABF16}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 18]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|379}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HABF15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|380}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TRsT|381|2}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|HABF20|2}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>A baby beat me up}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|382}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|383}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|384}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|385}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|386}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|387}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|388}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|389}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TRsT|390|2}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|JABF04|2}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>So long suckers}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|391}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|392}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|393}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|394}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|395}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|396}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|397}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|398}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot!]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|399}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|400}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF15}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|July 27, 2007}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 19]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|401}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|402}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|403}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|404}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|405}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|406}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Little Orphan Millie Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|407}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Husbands and Knives Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|JABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|408}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|409}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|410}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|411}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|412}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|413}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:The Debarted Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|414}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|415}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Smoke on the Daughter]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|416}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|417}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|418}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|419}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|This punishment is not medieval.<br>''[in medieval writing style]''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|420}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF13}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 20]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|421}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|422}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Lost Verizon Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|423}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|424}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|425}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Dangerous Curves Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|426}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|427}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]] <br /> [[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Couch Gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner <br /> <br /> ''Additionally, during the [[couch gag]]:'' I will not bring the chalkboard home <br /> ''(The chalkboard Bart is writing on has taken the place of the couch in the Simpsons' living room)''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|428}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|429}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Lisa the Drama Queen Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|KABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|430}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Simpsons chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|HDTV is worth every cent
| |
| − | ''(This was the first episode to air in HD.)''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|LABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|431}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|LABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|432}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:No Loan Again, Naturally Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|LABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|433}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|LABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|434}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|LABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|435}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|LABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|436}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|LABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|437}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|LABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|438}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Father Knows Worst Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|LABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|439}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|LABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|440}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|LABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|441}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|LABF12}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | ==[[Season 21]]==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|442}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|LABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|443}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|LABF15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|444}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|LABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|445}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|LABF14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|446}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|LABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|447}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|LABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|448}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Rednecks and Broomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|LABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|449}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|450}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|451}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|LABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|452}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|453}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|454}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|455}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|456}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|457}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|458}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|459}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chief of Hearts Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|460}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]][[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Alt Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared<br>'''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|461}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[To Surveil with Love]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|462}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|463}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|464}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|End of "[[Lost]]": It was all the dog's dream. Watch us.}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF15}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 22]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|465}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|466}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|467}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I must not write all over the walls<br>(in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|468}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|469}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|470}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|NABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|471}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|NABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|472}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|473}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|MABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|474}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|NABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|475}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|NABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|476}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[Prince]] is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|NABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|477}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|NABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|478}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|NABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|479}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|NABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|480}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|NABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TRsT|481|2}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"|2}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|NABF10|2}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:LIAMST In-episode Chalkboard Gag Homer.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''In-episode (Homer):'''<br>I'm a grown man who's scared of his own son}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|482}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|NABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|483}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|NABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|484}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|NABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TRsT|485|2}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Kirsten schaal gag.jpg|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|NABF14|2}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''International/online version:'''<br>Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|486}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|NABF15}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == Season 23 ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|487}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|NABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|488}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|NABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|489}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|NABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|490}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|NABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|491}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|NABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|492}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|NABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|493}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|PABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|494}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|PABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|495}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|NABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|496}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|{{W2|The Adventures of Tintin|film|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|PABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|497}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|We <u>do</u> need no education}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|PABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|498}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|PABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|499}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|PABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TRsT|500|2}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|PABF07|2}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:'''<br>I ♥ the breakdown of society}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|501}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|PABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|502}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|PABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|503}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|PABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TRsT|504|2}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''Original/UK airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"|2}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|PABF11|2}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Alt Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|505}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|PABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|506}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|PABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|507}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agenda]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|PABF15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|508}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|PABF14}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 24]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|509}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|PABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|510}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|PABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|511}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|PABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|512}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|PABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|513}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|PABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|514}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|PABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|515}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|PABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|516}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|517}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|518}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|519}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Changing of the Guardian]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|520}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|521}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|522}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|523}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|524}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|525}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|526}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|527}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|528}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|This School is not falling apart (then the blackboard falls apart)}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|529}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|530}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF17}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 25]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|531}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Homerland chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|532}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|533}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.)
| |
| − | ''([[Marcia Wallace]], the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TRsT|534|2}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|RABF22|2}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not drop a stitch}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|535}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|536}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Kid Is All Right]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|SABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|537}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|SABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|538}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|SABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|539}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|SABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TRsT|540|2}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''Original airing:''' Judas Priest is not "Death Metal"}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|SABF03|2}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''International/online airing:''' If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|541}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|SABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|542}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|SABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|543}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|SABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|544}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's.}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|SABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|545}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|SABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|546}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|SABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|547}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|SABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|548}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|SABF13|2}}
| |
| − | {{TRsT|549|2}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag (TV airings).jpg|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''Original/Television broadcast airing:'''April Showers Do Not Bring Matt Lauers"}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"|2}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|SABF14|2}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''International/online airing:''' You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|550}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|551}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|SABF15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|552}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|SABF18}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 26]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|553}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|SABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|554}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|SABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|555}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|SABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|556}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|SABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|557}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|SABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|558}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|SABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|559}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|560}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|561}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home for Christmas]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|562}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Man Who Came to Be Dinner]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|RABF15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|563}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:BNF - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|564}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell to Earth]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|565}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Walking Big & Tall]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|566}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:MFL - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Pixel art is not real art}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[My Fare Lady]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|567}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Princess Guide]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|568}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Sky Police]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|569}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Waiting for Duffman]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|570}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Peeping Mom]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|571}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''[[Lisa]] writes:'''<br>I will not pay my sister to do my punishment.}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Kids Are All Fight]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|572}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Let's Go Fly a Coot]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|573}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bull-E]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bull-E]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TRsT|574|2}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|"[[Mathlete's Feat]]"|2}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|TABF16|2}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Mathlete's Feat promo 3.jpg|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''
| |
| − | I will not fight the future}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 27]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|575}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Every Man's Dream]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TABF14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|576}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[['Cue Detective]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|577}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Puffless]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|578}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Halloween of Horror]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|579}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVI]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|580}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Friend with Benefit]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|581}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa with an "S"]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|582}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[['Paths of Glory]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|583}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Barthood]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|584}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Girl Code]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|585}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|586}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Much Apu About Something]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|587}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|588}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Gal of Constant Sorrow]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|589}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Veterinarian]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|590}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Marge-ian Chronicles]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|591}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|If [[Villanova]] doesn't win we lose everything}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|592}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''[[Skinner]] writes:'''<br>Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[How Lisa Got Her Marge Back]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|593}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Fland Canyon chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Fland Canyon]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|594}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:TCourierWL chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[To Courier with Love]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|595}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Simprovised]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|596}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Orange Is the New Yellow Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Milhouse does not live below the puberty line}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Orange Is the New Yellow]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF15}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 28]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|597}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:MBFC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|This arm needs Tommy John surgery}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|598}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:FaF chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Friends and Family]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|599}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Town]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|600}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVII]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|601}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:TButC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|The first episode of the second 600}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Trust but Clarify]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|602}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[There Will Be Buds]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|603}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:HWW chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Being right sucks
| |
| − | ''(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which [[Donald Trump]] won, a result predicted in "[[Bart to the Future]]")''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Havana Wild Weekend]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|VABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|604}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:DB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Dad Behavior]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|WABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|605}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Last Traction Hero]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|WABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|606}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Nightmare After Krustmas]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|WABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|607}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Pork and Burns]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|WABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|608<br>609}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Great Phatsby]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|WABF04<br>WABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|610}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:FTZ chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on [[Atlanta]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Fatzcarraldo]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|WABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|611}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Cad and the Hat]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|WABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|612}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:KKer chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Kamp Krustier]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|WABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|613}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[22 for 30]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|WABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TRsT|614|3}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:AFW chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|"[[A Father's Watch]]"|3}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|WABF11|3}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''In-episode (Lisa):'''<br>Everybody's a winner}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''In-episode (Bart):'''<br>I did nothing wrong this week}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|615}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Caper Chase]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|WABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TRsT|616|2}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"|2}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|WABF13|2}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''In-episode (Grampa):'''<br>I just wrote one and I'm already tired}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|617}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Moho House]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|WABF14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|618}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:DogT - chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Dogtown]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|WABF15}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 29]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|619}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Serfsons]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|WABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|620}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Springfield Splendor]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|WABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|621}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Whistler's Father Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|It's unfair to judge a [[Donald Trump|president]] on his first 300 days}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Whistler's Father]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|WABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|622}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVIII]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|WABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|623}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Hooligan is not a profession}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Grampy Can Ya Hear Me]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|WABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|624}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|WABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|625}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|We do not live in our own pee}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Singin' in the Lane]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|WABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|626}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa's Opus]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|627}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Snow Angels are not frozen hobos}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Gone Boy]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|628}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Haw-Haw Land]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|629}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:FrinkGetsTesty Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes:''' "Strangling is not an effective parenting tool"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Frink Gets Testy]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|630}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer Is Where the Art Isn't]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|631}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|632}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Fears of a Clown chalkboard 1.png|300px]]<br>[[File:Fears of a Clown chalkboard 2.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Bart writes "This is the last episode", then flips over the blackboard, and "April Fool" is written on it.}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Fears of a Clown]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|633}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:NGRGU Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|{{W2|April Showers|2009 film}} did not date the President}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[No Good Read Goes Unpunished]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|634}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[King Leer]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|635}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:XABF11 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes:''' "I will not bet with [[Bart]] on the {{W|Final four}}"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa Gets the Blues]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|636}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Forgive and Regret]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|637}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Left Behind]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|638}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Throw Grampa from the Dane]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|639}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Flanders' Ladder]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF14}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 30]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|640}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart's Not Dead]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|641}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Heartbreak Hotel]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|642}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[My Way or the Highway to Heaven]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|643}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIX]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|644}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Baby You Can't Drive My Car]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TRsT|645|2}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|"[[From Russia Without Love]]"|2}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|XABF20|2}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:FRWL In-episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''In-episode (on the street):'''<br> I will not order pregnant rats}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|646}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Werking Mom]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|647}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"{{ap|Krusty the Clown|episode}}"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|XABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|648}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Daddicus Finch Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|My pre-[[Christmas]] behavior really helps the coal industry}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Daddicus Finch]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|649}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:'Tis the 30th Season Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|The fat man who works one night a year is my dad}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[['Tis the 30th Season]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|650}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Mad About the Toy Blackboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|My new year's resolution was to quit school}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Mad About the Toy]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|651}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Girl on the Bus]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|652}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|653}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Clown Stays in the Picture]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|654}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:101 Mitigations Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Chili fries do not go in like a lamb and out like a lion}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[101 Mitigations]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|655}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:YABF08 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Bart draws a bracket tournament of his favorite person, with [[Krusty]] winning}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[I Want You (She's So Heavy)]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|656}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[E My Sports]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|657}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|658}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Girl's in the Band Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I am not a grandmother}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Girl's in the Band]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|659}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not write "Audit please" on [[Homer]]'s tax return}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|660}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:D'oh Canada Chalkboard gag 1.png|300px]][[File:D'oh Canada Chalkboard gag 2.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Bart writes "Haw Haw!" on it, but then hits the blackboard, that turning around reveals Nelson attached to it with tape}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[D'oh Canada]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|661}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Woo-Hoo Dunnit?]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|662}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:CBHP In-episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]][[File:CBHP In-episode Chalkboard Gag (Marge).png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''In-episode:'''<br>I will not shirk my responsibilities (also written by [[Marge]])}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF16}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 31]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|663}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Winter of Our Monetized Content]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|664}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Go Big or Go Homer]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|665}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Fat Blue Line]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|666}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXX]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|667}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Gorillas on the Mast]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|668}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Marge the Lumberjill Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Daylight savings isn't something I can spend}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Marge the Lumberjill]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|669}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Livin La Pura Vida]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|670}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Thanksgiving of Horror]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|671}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:TTWHTFM Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[Todd]] writes "Idle hands are the [[Devil]]'s tools" with two hands.}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|672}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bobby, It's Cold Outside]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|673}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Hail to the Teeth chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Teacher spent New Year's Eve at home by choice}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Hail to the Teeth]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|674}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|675}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Frinkcoin]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|676}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart the Bad Guy]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|677}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Screenless]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|678}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ZABF11 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[Lisa]] writes "Bart is at a Doctor's appointment"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Better Off Ned]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|679}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Highway to Well]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|680}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:YABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"School Online", written on the [[Springfield Elementary School|school]] blackboard}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|YABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|681}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ZABf12 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[Homer]] writes "How did the boy get me to do this?" with [[Bart]] watching}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Warrin' Priests: Part One]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|682}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:ZABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will stop reminding [[Seymour Skinner|the principal]] I have a later bedtime than he does}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Warrin' Priests: Part Two]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|683}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|684}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Way of the Dog]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF16}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == [[Season 32]] ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|685}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Undercover Burns]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|686}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[I, Carumbus]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|687}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Now Museum, Now You Don't]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|688}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXI]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|689}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The 7 Beer Itch]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|690}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Podcast News]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|691}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Three Dreams Denied]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|692}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Road to Cincinnati]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|ZABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|693}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Sorry Not Sorry chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not put laxatives in Santa's cookies}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Sorry Not Sorry]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|694}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|695}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Dad-Feelings Limited]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|696}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:QABF05 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will never be a [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]]'s pet<br>(During the episode.)}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Diary Queen]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|697}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Wad Goals]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|698}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Yokel Hero]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|699}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|700}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Manger Things]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|701}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Uncut Femmes]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|702}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Burger Kings]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|703}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Panic on the Streets of Springfield]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|704}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Mother and Child Reunion]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|705}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:QABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not take advantage of [[Milhouse]]<br>Written by Milhouse while [[Bart]] escapes through the window.<br>(During the episode, on [[Terrance]]'s evidence board.)}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|706}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Last Barfighter]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF14}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == Season 33 ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|707}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Star of the Backstage]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|708}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart's in Jail!]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|709}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXXII Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I hate rhyming couplets}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXII]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|710}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Wayz We Were]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|711}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa's Belly]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|712}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[A Serious Flanders (Part 1)]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|713}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[A Serious Flanders (Part 2)]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|QABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|714}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Portrait of a Lackey on Fire]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|715}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Mothers and Other Strangers]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|716}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[A Made Maggie]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|717}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Longest Marge]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|718}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Pixelated and Afraid]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|719}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Boyz N the Highlands]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|720}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|721}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bart the Cool Kid]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|722}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Pretty Whittle Liar]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|723}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Sound of Bleeding Gums]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|724}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:My Octopus and a Teacher chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not express my feelings through chaos}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[My Octopus and a Teacher]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|725}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Girls Just Shauna Have Fun]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|726}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Marge the Meanie chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|'''During the end credits:'''<br>I will not violate the law of entropy}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Marge the Meanie]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|727}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Meat Is Murder]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF13}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|728}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF14}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Poorhouse Rock]]"}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == Season 34 ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|729}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Habeas Tortoise]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|730}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[One Angry Lisa]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|731}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa the Boy Scout]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|732}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The King of Nice]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|733}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Not It]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|734}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXIII]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|735}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[From Beer to Paternity]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF01}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|736}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Step Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|UABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|737}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[When Nelson Met Lisa]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF02}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|738}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Game Done Changed]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF03}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|739}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Top Goon]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF04}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|740}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[My Life as a Vlog]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF05}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|741}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Many Saints of Springfield]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF06}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|742}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Carl Carlson Rides Again]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF07}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|743}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Bartless]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF08}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|744}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Hostile Kirk Place]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF09}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|745}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Pin Gal]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF10}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|746}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Fan-ily Feud]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF11}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|747}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Write Off This Episode]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF12}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|748}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[The Very Hungry Caterpillars]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF14}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|749}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Clown V. Board of Education]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF15}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|750}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:OABF13 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not try to cram 750 characters into the opening credits...}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF13}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == Season 35 ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Image}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Episode}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Code}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|751}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Homer's Crossing]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF18}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|752}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[A Mid-Childhood Night's Dream]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF16}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|753}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[McMansion & Wife]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF20}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|754}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF21}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|755}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXIV]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF17}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|756}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[Iron Marge]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF22}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|757}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|"[[It's a Blunderful Life]]"}}
| |
| − | {{TB|OABF19}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|758}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Ae Bonny Romance]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|35ABF02}}
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| − | {{TBT|759}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Murder, She Boat]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|35ABF04}}
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| − | {{TBT|760}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Do the Wrong Thing]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|35ABF01}}
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| − | {{TBT|761}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Frinkenstein's Monster]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|35ABF03}}
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| − | {{TBT|762}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an F1]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|35ABF05}}
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| − | {{TBT|763}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Clan of the Cave Mom]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|35ABF06}}
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| − | {{TBT|764}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Night of the Living Wage]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|35ABF07}}
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| − | {{TBT|765}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Cremains of the Day]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|35ABF09}}
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| − | {{TBT|766}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[The Tell-Tale Pants]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|35ABF10}}
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| − | {{TBT|767}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[The Tipping Point]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|35ABF11}}
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| − | {{TBT|768}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|''No Gag''}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[Bart's Brain]]"}}
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| − | {{TB|35ABF12}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | == [[List of specials|Specials]] ==
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
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| − | {{TH|Picture}}
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| − | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
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| − | {{TH|Special|width=300px}}
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| − | {{TBT|September 28, 2014}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Guy Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not think about Bart anymore (written by [[Stewie Griffin]])}}
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| − | {{TB|"[[The Simpsons Guy]]"}}
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| − | {{TBT|October 13, 2016}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}}
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| − | {{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | == Comics ==
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| − | === ''{{ap|Simpsons Illustrated|Welsh Publishing Group, Inc.}}'' ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|#|width=20px}}
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| − | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
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| − | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
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| − | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
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| − | {{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
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| − | {{TBT|1}}
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| − | {{TB|April 4, 1991}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Simpsonsillustrated1.jpg|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not read this magazine in class}}
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| − | {{TB|N/A (front cover)}}
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| − | {{TBT|6}}
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| − | {{TB|Summer 1992}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Dial "M" for Moe chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will never get anywhere by drawing crude cartoons}}
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| − | {{TB|[[Dial "M" for Moe]]}}
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| − | {{TBT|8}}
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| − | {{TB|Winter 1992}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}
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| − | {{TB|''[[Return to Slander]]''}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | === ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|#|width=20px}}
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| − | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
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| − | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
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| − | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
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| − | {{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
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| − | {{TBT|1}}
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| − | {{TB|November 1993}}
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| − | {{TB|}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}
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| − | {{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}
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| − | {{TBT|3}}
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| − | {{TB|March 1994}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}
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| − | {{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}
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| − | {{TBT|12}}
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| − | {{TB|September 1995}}
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| − | {{TB|}}
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| − | {{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes'''<br>I will not practice Communist idealogy}}
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| − | {{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}}
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| − | {{TBT|75}}
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| − | {{TB|October 2002}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}
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| − | {{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}
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| − | {{TRsT|123|2}}
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| − | {{TRs|October 2006|2}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}
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| − | {{TRs|''[[Bobbing for Vengeance]]''|2}}
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| − | {{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | === {{BSC}} ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|#|width=20px}}
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| − | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
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| − | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
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| − | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
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| − | {{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
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| − | {{TBT|28}}
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| − | {{TB|February 2006}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Lisa the Vampire Croaker Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}
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| − | {{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}
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| − | {{TBT|99}}
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| − | {{TB|November 2015}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Back Words Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I Will Do Better Tomorrow}}
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| − | {{TB|''[[Back Words]]''}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | == Books ==
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|#|width=20px}}
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| − | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
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| − | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
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| − | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
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| − | {{TH|Books|width=300px}}
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| − | {{TBT|}}
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| − | {{TB|July 31, 1991}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}
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| − | {{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ]]''}}
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| − | {{TBT|}}
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| − | {{TB|June 12, 2007}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Bart Blackboard Postcard.jpg|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|Snail mail is not dead}}
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| − | {{TB|''[[Greetings from the Simpsons (2007)]]''}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | == Products ==
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|#|width=20px}}
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| − | {{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
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| − | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
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| − | {{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
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| − | {{TH|Product|width=300px}}
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| − | {{TBT|}}
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| − | {{TB|}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside<br>Mud is not one of the four food groups<br>I will not eat things for money<br>Funny noises are not funny<br>I will not sell school property<br>I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}}
| |
| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | == Adverts ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
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| − | {{TH|Gag}}
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| − | {{TH|Advert}}
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| − | {{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}}
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| − | {{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | == Calendar ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
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| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Note}}
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| − | {{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not tell a lie}}
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| − | {{TB|}}
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| − | {{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will be a better principal and son}}
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| − | {{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]]}}
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| − | {{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}}
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| − | {{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | == Trading cards ==
| |
| − | === ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|#}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Picture}}
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| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|1}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|2}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
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| − | {{TBT|3}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
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| − | {{TBT|4}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|5}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|6}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|7}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I will spend my time productively}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|8}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|9}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|10}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|11}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|12}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|13}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|14}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|15}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|16}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|17}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Cursing is a crutch}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|18}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|19}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|20}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not sell school property}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|21}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|22}}
| |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}}
| |
| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | == Video games/Applications ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Video game/Application}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Note}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 1.png]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
| |
| − | {{TRs|''[[The Simpsons: Bart's House of Weirdness]]''|4}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Dead Putting Society".}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 2.png]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not call my teacher hot cakes}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Homer's Night Out".}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 3.png]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Homer's Odyssey".}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 4.png]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Simpson and Delilah".}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not burp in class.}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".<br>Reused from the episode "There's No Disgrace Like Home".}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Simpsons Road Rage chalkboard.png|320px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}
| |
| − | {{TB|''[[The Simpsons Road Rage]]''}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Reused from the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)".}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | == Other ==
| |
| − | === EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012 ===
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Note}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I will not under-provision servers.}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Written in Comic Sans.}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | | |
| − | === Table Reading Room ===
| |
| − | {{Table|
| |
| − | {{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Gag}}
| |
| − | {{TH|Note}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}}
| |
| − | {{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}}
| |
| − | }}
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| | {{Visual gags}} | | {{Visual gags}} |
