Difference between revisions of "Burns' Heir/Quotes"
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:'''Mr. Burns''': "What was that?! For the seventh time, Homer Simpson does not say "B'oh!", he says "D'oh!"<br /> | :'''Mr. Burns''': "What was that?! For the seventh time, Homer Simpson does not say "B'oh!", he says "D'oh!"<br /> | ||
:'''Homer Actor''': "Sorry M.B., I am having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological :quirk, like ''Rain Man'' or ''Awakenings''?"<br /> | :'''Homer Actor''': "Sorry M.B., I am having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological :quirk, like ''Rain Man'' or ''Awakenings''?"<br /> | ||
| − | :'''Mr. Burns''': "Do it right or it will be back to the Westport Community Theatre for all of you!"<br /> | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': "Do it right or it will be back to the [[wikipedia:Westport, Massachusetts|Westport]] Community Theatre for all of you!"<br /> |
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:''([[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] are dejected after failing at their auditions to become [[Mr. Burns]]' heir)'' | :''([[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] are dejected after failing at their auditions to become [[Mr. Burns]]' heir)'' | ||
Revision as of 19:48, July 3, 2010
- Nelson Muntz: "Give me your money, Mr. Burns, or I will cram walnuts down your throat!"
- Mr. Burns: Ooh, excellent spirit!
- Martin Prince: (Singing) "Clang, clang, clang went the trolley. Ding, ding, ding went the bell..."
- Nelson punches Martin in stomach
- Martin Prince: "OW!"
- Mr. Burns: "Give the bully an extra point."
(A deprogrammer has just finished forcing Bart into forgetting Mr Burns and coming back to the Simpson family)
- Deprogrammer: "Well Mr and Mrs Simpson, I think I have reformed young Bart. Bart come out!"
- Hans Moleman walks out of the room, wearing an orange shirt and blue shorts like Bart's usual outfit
- Hans Moleman:(monotonal) "Mom, Dad, I missed you!"
- Homer: "Oh son, we finally have you back! "(Homer kisses Hans Moleman)
- Marge: "Homer, that's Hans Moleman."
- Homer: "Can we keep him anyway, huh, huh?"
- Mr. Burns attempts to prove the Simpson family does not love him, and shows him a scripted version of a false Simpsons residence
- Homer Actor{voice unlike Homer's}: "I do not miss Bart at all."
- Marge Actress{overly gravelly voice}: "I am glad that he is gone."
- Homer actor drops his sandwich
- Homer Actor: "B'oh!"
- Bart: Something about them did not seem right.
- Bart departs room
- Mr. Burns: "What was that?! For the seventh time, Homer Simpson does not say "B'oh!", he says "D'oh!"
- Homer Actor: "Sorry M.B., I am having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological :quirk, like Rain Man or Awakenings?"
- Mr. Burns: "Do it right or it will be back to the Westport Community Theatre for all of you!"
