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| + | :'''Bart''': "Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy." | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': "And vice versa." | ||
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:''([[Bart]] has invaded [[Sideshow Bob|Bob]]'s date with [[Edna Krabappel]], causing her to leave)'' | :''([[Bart]] has invaded [[Sideshow Bob|Bob]]'s date with [[Edna Krabappel]], causing her to leave)'' | ||
:'''Bob''': ''(remorseful) "That'' was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel. I hope you're happy." | :'''Bob''': ''(remorseful) "That'' was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel. I hope you're happy." | ||
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:'''Bob''': "Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?" | :'''Bob''': "Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?" | ||
:'''Cecil''':" Off the record, yes. But officially, I did it for the money!" | :'''Cecil''':" Off the record, yes. But officially, I did it for the money!" | ||
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:'''Bart''': [holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind] "Guess who?" | :'''Bart''': [holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind] "Guess who?" | ||
:'''Cecil''': "Maris?" | :'''Cecil''': "Maris?" | ||
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Revision as of 21:50, September 19, 2010
- Bart: "Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy."
- Lisa: "And vice versa."
- (Bart has invaded Bob's date with Edna Krabappel, causing her to leave)
- Bob: (remorseful) "That was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel. I hope you're happy."
- Krusty:"Free comedy tip, slick: the pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity - like that guy! Hey Hal, pie job for Lord Autumnbottom, there!"
- Cletus: "See, Cousin Merle and me was playin' fetch with Geech - that's our old smellhound - and..."
- (cut to Geech encased in Concrete)
- Merl: "Geech gone to heaven, Mister Terwillidjer."
- Sideshow Bob: "Just the thought of all that raw, surging power makes me wonder why the hell I should care."
- Cecil: "Because, you'll be supervising the construction crew."
- Sideshow Bob: "Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting - 'Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!' "
- Cecil: "I'm framing you and I'm doing a really excellent job, too."
- Bob: "Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?"
- Cecil:" Off the record, yes. But officially, I did it for the money!"
- (Cecil is about to detonate the explosives, when suddenly Bart jumps onto him from behind)
- Bart: [holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind] "Guess who?"
- Cecil: "Maris?"
