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:'''[[Troy McClure|Troy]]''': That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him! | :'''[[Troy McClure|Troy]]''': That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him! | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''[[MacArthur Parker|Parker]]''': Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of... ''Planet of the Apes?'' |
| − | :'''[[MacArthur Parker|Parker]]''': Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of... ''Planet of the Apes?'' | ||
:'''Troy''': Uh... the movie or the planet? | :'''Troy''': Uh... the movie or the planet? | ||
:'''Parker''': The brand-new multi-million dollar musical. And ''you'' are starring... as the human. | :'''Parker''': The brand-new multi-million dollar musical. And ''you'' are starring... as the human. | ||
:'''Troy''': It's the part I was born to play, baby! | :'''Troy''': It's the part I was born to play, baby! | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''Troy''': My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water. |
| − | :'''Troy''': My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water. | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''[[Selma Bouvier|Selma]]''': Is this a sham marriage? |
| − | :'''[[Selma Bouvier|Selma]]''': Is this a sham marriage? | ||
:'''Troy:''' Sure baby, is that a problemo? | :'''Troy:''' Sure baby, is that a problemo? | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''Selma''': Come on Jub-Jub, lets go home and i'll heat you up a nice roach. |
| − | :'''Selma''': Come on Jub-Jub, lets go home and i'll heat you up a nice roach. | ||
:''([[Jub-Jub]] Chirps)'' | :''([[Jub-Jub]] Chirps)'' | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''Troy''': Think what it'll mean. Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance: "Smellin' of Troy"! |
| − | :'''Troy''': Think what it'll mean. Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance: "Smellin' of Troy"! | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''Thug (in Italian)''': Troy McClure!? You said he was dead! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Mob Boss''': No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see... |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Thug (in Italian)''': Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo. |
| − | :''' | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''Troy''': Hello, Selma Bouvier. You might remember me from such dates as last nights dinner. |
| − | :'''Troy''': Hello, Selma Bouvier. You might remember me from such dates as last nights dinner. | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''Selma''': Are you gay? |
| − | :'''Selma''': Are you gay? | ||
:'''Troy''': Gay?! I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see... | :'''Troy''': Gay?! I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see... | ||
:'''Selma:''' Stop! | :'''Selma:''' Stop! | ||
Revision as of 06:12, August 14, 2010
- Troy: That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!
:Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of... Planet of the Apes?
- Troy: Uh... the movie or the planet?
- Parker: The brand-new multi-million dollar musical. And you are starring... as the human.
- Troy: It's the part I was born to play, baby!
:Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
:Selma: Is this a sham marriage?
- Troy: Sure baby, is that a problemo?
:Selma: Come on Jub-Jub, lets go home and i'll heat you up a nice roach.
- (Jub-Jub Chirps)
:Troy: Think what it'll mean. Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance: "Smellin' of Troy"!
:Thug (in Italian): Troy McClure!? You said he was dead!
- Mob Boss: No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see...
- Thug (in Italian): Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.
:Troy: Hello, Selma Bouvier. You might remember me from such dates as last nights dinner.
:Selma: Are you gay?
- Troy: Gay?! I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...
- Selma: Stop!
