Difference between revisions of "A Fish Called Selma/Quotes"
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| − | :'''[[Thug]]''': Troy McClure!? You said he was dead! | + | :'''[[Thug]]''' [in Italian]: Troy McClure!? You said he was dead! |
| − | :'''[[Mob Boss]]''': No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see... | + | :'''[[Mob Boss]]''' [in Italian]: No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see... |
| − | :'''[[Thug]]''': Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo. | + | :'''[[Thug]]''' [in Italian]: Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo. |
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Revision as of 16:23, August 13, 2010
- Troy: That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!
- Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of... Planet of the Apes?
- Troy: Uh... the movie or the planet?
- Parker: The brand-new multi-million dollar musical. And you are starring... as the human.
- Troy: It's the part I was born to play, baby!
- Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
- Selma: Is this a sham marriage?
- Troy: Sure baby, is that a problemo?
- Selma: Come on Jub-Jub, lets go home and i'll heat you up a nice roach.
- (Jub-Jub Chirps)
- Troy: Think what it'll mean. Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance: "Smellin' of Troy"!
- Thug [in Italian]: Troy McClure!? You said he was dead!
- Mob Boss [in Italian]: No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see...
- Thug [in Italian]: Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.
- Troy: Hello, Selma Bouvier. You might remember me from such dates as last nights dinner.
- Selma: Are you gay?
- Troy: Gay?! I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...
- Selma: Stop!
