Difference between revisions of "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)/Quotes"
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:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie|Willie]]''': ''(ripping off his shirt)'' "I'LL KILL THAT [[Mr. Burns|MR. BURNS]]!!!! And uhhh, wound ... that [[Waylon Smithers|Mr. Smithers]]. | :'''[[Groundskeeper Willie|Willie]]''': ''(ripping off his shirt)'' "I'LL KILL THAT [[Mr. Burns|MR. BURNS]]!!!! And uhhh, wound ... that [[Waylon Smithers|Mr. Smithers]]. | ||
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:'''EPA Man''': As long as Mr. Burns is pumping oil, this bar is closed. | :'''EPA Man''': As long as Mr. Burns is pumping oil, this bar is closed. | ||
:'''[[Moe]]''': Damn Burns! Just let me get one thing. | :'''[[Moe]]''': Damn Burns! Just let me get one thing. | ||
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:'''[[Lunchlady Doris]]''': The cafeteria staff is complaining about mice in the kitchen. I want to hire a new staff! (This was approved) | :'''[[Lunchlady Doris]]''': The cafeteria staff is complaining about mice in the kitchen. I want to hire a new staff! (This was approved) | ||
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:'''Bart''': Skinner said my idea was 'unplausible'. | :'''Bart''': Skinner said my idea was 'unplausible'. | ||
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart, even if they were able to resurrect [[wikipedia:The_Three_Stooges|The Three Stooges]], I doubt they'd want to hang out with you. | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart, even if they were able to resurrect [[wikipedia:The_Three_Stooges|The Three Stooges]], I doubt they'd want to hang out with you. | ||
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:'''[[Homer]]''': although <nowiki>[</nowiki>Mr. Burns<nowiki>]</nowiki> did send us this thank you card. | :'''[[Homer]]''': although <nowiki>[</nowiki>Mr. Burns<nowiki>]</nowiki> did send us this thank you card. | ||
:'''Lisa'''': ''(reading aloud)'' Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. Dad this doesn't have your name on it. | :'''Lisa'''': ''(reading aloud)'' Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. Dad this doesn't have your name on it. | ||
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:''(Bart and Lisa run out of the room)'' | :''(Bart and Lisa run out of the room)'' | ||
:''(Homer takes a deep breath, then shouts)'' '''FU-''' | :''(Homer takes a deep breath, then shouts)'' '''FU-''' | ||
− | :''(Homer is cut off by a pipe organ. Shocked neighbors look in the Simpsons house)'' | + | :''(Homer's dirty word is cut off by a pipe organ. Shocked neighbors look in the Simpsons house)'' |
:'''[[Ned Flanders]]''': Dear Lord, that's the loudest profanity I ever heard! | :'''[[Ned Flanders]]''': Dear Lord, that's the loudest profanity I ever heard! | ||
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] |
Revision as of 16:27, March 19, 2010
- Grampa: (noticing the dog with a cone on walking past) Hey, the lamp's runnin' away.
- Bart: That's my dog, man.
- Grampa: So long lamp.
- Willie: (ripping off his shirt) "I'LL KILL THAT MR. BURNS!!!! And uhhh, wound ... that Mr. Smithers.
- EPA Man: As long as Mr. Burns is pumping oil, this bar is closed.
- Moe: Damn Burns! Just let me get one thing.
- (Moe pulls his makeshift shotgun from behind the bar and cocks it)
- Barney: Me too! (pulls out a .38 revolver) Ahh ... now there's the inflated sense of self-esteem!
- Lunchlady Doris: The cafeteria staff is complaining about mice in the kitchen. I want to hire a new staff! (This was approved)
- Bart: Skinner said my idea was 'unplausible'.
- Lisa: Bart, even if they were able to resurrect The Three Stooges, I doubt they'd want to hang out with you.
- Bart: Yeah, they probably got families or somethin'.
- Homer: although [Mr. Burns] did send us this thank you card.
- Lisa': (reading aloud) Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. Dad this doesn't have your name on it.
- Homer: (angry monotone voice) Kids, could you step outside for a sec?
- (Bart and Lisa run out of the room)
- (Homer takes a deep breath, then shouts) FU-
- (Homer's dirty word is cut off by a pipe organ. Shocked neighbors look in the Simpsons house)
- Ned Flanders: Dear Lord, that's the loudest profanity I ever heard!