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+ | ==A Recipe for Distress== | ||
+ | ===A Recipe for Distress Pt. 1=== | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After the user logs in on September 6th:|colspan=2}} |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | |
− | + | {{TB|My name is Robert Terwilliger, your new director. Complete transparency…I'm a convicted felon.}} | |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Airshot Icon}} | |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | {{TB|Convicted of what?}} |
− | Airshot | + | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | {{TB|Faking my own death, rigging an election, a bunch of attempted murders…}} |
− | Krusty | + | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} |
− | Airshot | + | {{TB|Don't forget the time you tried to frame me for robbery.}} |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | {{Tapped Out Airshot Icon}} |
− | Moby Man | + | {{TB|And you want this guy to direct your movie?}} |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} |
− | Homer | + | {{TB|Would you rather star in a flop directed by Krusty, or in a blockbuster hit directed by a hardened criminal?}} |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | {{Tapped Out Moby Man Icon}} |
− | + | {{TB|My agent said I'm one flop away from hosting game shows, so I choose the criminal!}} | |
− | '''Task: '''Collect Space Crystals [x145]<br/>If the user has Sideshow Bob: '''Task: '''Make Sideshow Bob Start Directing | + | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} |
− | + | {{TB|Alas, I can not change my past, but I can forge a new future. Your futures. For the better. Now, are there any objections before we begin?}} | |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | {{TB|Just one… Are you going to try and kill Bart again?}} |
− | Hydrangea | + | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | {{TB|If there's time. Now, let's take this scene from the top.}} |
− | Hydrangea | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Space Crystals [x145]<br/>If the user has Sideshow Bob: '''Task: '''Make Sideshow Bob Start Directing (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Krusty Let Sideshow Bob Take Over (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)|colspan=2}} |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} |
− | Magnesium Man | + | {{TB|Hydrangea, in this scene I want to feel your anger as if your very life was at stake.}} |
− | Hydrangea | + | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} |
− | Krusty | + | {{TB|What makes you angry in real life? We'll use that as inspiration.}} |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | {{Tapped Out Hydrangea Icon}} |
− | + | {{TB|Well, sometimes Magnesium Man takes my lunch, even though my name is clearly written on it.}} | |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | |
− | + | {{TB|Good! Imagine that the Pain Lords are actually Magnesium Man coming for your lunch. It's up to you to stop him. And…action!}} | |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Hydrangea Icon}} | |
− | + | {{TB|If you want this Love Gem, you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead fingers you human filth!}} | |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | |
− | + | {{TB|Cut! That was terrific.}} | |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Magnesium Man Icon}} | |
− | Black Voodoo | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>eating Hydrangea's lunch<nowiki>*</nowiki> Yeah, great job, Hydrangea.}} |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | {{Tapped Out Hydrangea Icon}} |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | {{TB|Leave. My. Lunch. Alone! <nowiki>*</nowiki>tackles Magnesium Man<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
− | Krusty | + | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | {{TB|Magnesium Man and Hydrangea are fighting on set? We need to stop them!}} |
− | Krusty | + | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | {{TB|Don't be a fool! I've just given birth to brilliant performances! Keep rolling cameras!}} |
− | + | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | |
− | '''Task: '''Collect Space Crystals [x115]<br/>If the user has Sideshow Bob: '''Task: '''Make Sideshow Bob Turn the Movie Around | + | }} |
− | + | ===A Recipe for Distress Pt. 2=== | |
− | + | {{Table| | |
− | + | {{THT|After completing A Recipe for Distress Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Quetzelica Icon}} | |
− | + | {{TB|I guess deep down I'm still that scared little girl who couldn't help her sister when she needed it most.}} | |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Black Voodoo Icon}} | |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | {{TB|You're a stronger person now, and I know you won't let us down.}} |
− | Bart | + | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | {{TB|Cut! Quetzelica, I need to see tears in this scene. The audience should be mourning your self-doubt.}} |
− | The General | + | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} |
− | Bart | + | {{TB|And Black Voodoo, don't rush it. We want to feel the tension before we know your true feelings. Now, take it from the top.}} |
− | The General | + | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} |
− | The General | + | {{TB|Wow, Bob, how did you become such a good director?}} |
− | Bart | + | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} |
− | Marge | + | {{TB|Working the Krusty Show helped, but it wasn't until prison that I learned how to remove hesitancy. Now I see a vision and just go for it.}} |
− | The General | + | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} |
− | The General | + | {{TB|Is that why all the best actors are reformed inmates?}} |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | |
− | '''Task: '''Collect Space Crystals [x145]<br/>If the user has Sideshow Bob: '''Task: '''Make Sideshow Bob Prepare the Helicopter | + | {{TB|If they were in my cell block, then yes.}} |
− | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Space Crystals [x115]<br/>If the user has Sideshow Bob: '''Task: '''Make Sideshow Bob Turn the Movie Around (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Krusty Take Notes From Sideshow Bob (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | }} |
− | Krusty | + | ===A Recipe for Distress Pt. 3=== |
− | Bart | + | {{Table| |
− | Krusty | + | {{THT|After completing A Recipe for Distress Pt. 2:|colspan=2}} |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} |
− | Bart | + | {{TB|Attention all! It's time for our big helicopter scene. We only get one shot at this, so let's give it our best.}} |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | {{TB|Whoa, mama! That thing is awesome!}} |
− | Bart | + | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} |
− | + | {{TB|Hands off. The military is lending us their prototype for promotional purposes only.}} | |
− | + | {{Tapped Out The General Icon}} | |
− | + | {{TB|This is the Ultra RX Kill-O-Bird 5000. It costs two hundred million taxpayer dollars.}} | |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | |
− | + | {{TB|Why risk it in a movie?}} | |
− | + | {{Tapped Out The General Icon}} | |
− | + | {{TB|Son, putting high-tech military machinery on the big screen is the greatest recruitment tool we have.}} | |
− | Chinnos | + | {{Tapped Out The General Icon}} |
− | Airshot | + | {{TB|Why, if I let you fly this puppy, I'll bet you'd want to join the Air Force!}} |
− | Moby Man | + | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} |
− | Black Voodoo | + | {{TB|Damn straight, I would!}} |
− | Moby Man | + | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} |
− | Black Voodoo | + | {{TB|Excuse me, that's my son, and he's a minor.}} |
− | Bart | + | {{Tapped Out The General Icon}} |
− | Krusty | + | {{TB|Of course, we wouldn't dream of recruiting minors.}} |
− | Bart | + | {{Tapped Out The General Icon}} |
− | Krusty | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>hands Bart a pamphlet<nowiki>*</nowiki> <nowiki>*</nowiki>whispers<nowiki>*</nowiki> Psst, come see me when Sergeant Wet Blanket isn't on duty.}} |
− | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Space Crystals [x145]<br/>If the user has Sideshow Bob: '''Task: '''Make Sideshow Bob Prepare the Helicopter (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Bart Ask About the Air Force (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes<br/>If the user has The General: '''Task: '''Make The General Hand Bart a Pamphlet (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes<br/>If the user has Marge: '''Task: '''Make Marge Take the Pamphlet (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)|colspan=2}} | |
− | '''Task: '''Collect Space Crystals [x145]<br/>If the user has Chinnos: '''Task: '''Make Chinnos Ask About Motivation | + | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} |
− | + | {{TB|Before we start filming, safety regulations require me to inspect the helicopter.}} | |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | |
− | Airshot | + | {{TB|Knock yourself out.}} |
− | Moby Man | + | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} |
− | Krusty | + | {{TB|You idiots! You've just given Sideshow Bob access to a helicopter he can use to escape.}} |
− | Magnesium Man | + | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} |
− | Krusty | + | {{TB|That's ridiculous.}} |
− | Hydrangea | + | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} |
− | Krusty | + | {{TB|And here's an ending for your movie: the convicted felon flies off into the sunset.}} |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | |
− | + | {{TB|Wait, you're leaving without even trying to kill me?}} | |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | |
− | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> I'd love to, Bart. But this movie has me a little burnt out.}} | |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | |
− | + | {{TB|If you want, I could try and cut your head off with the helicopter blades as I take off.}} | |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | |
− | Kent Brockman | + | {{TB|Nah, no need to force it.}} |
− | Polystar Executive | + | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
− | Krusty | + | }} |
− | Polystar Executive | + | ===A Recipe for Distress Pt. 4=== |
− | Krusty | + | {{Table| |
− | Polystar Executive | + | {{THT|After completing A Recipe for Distress Pt. 3:|colspan=2}} |
− | Krusty | + | {{Tapped Out Chinnos Icon}} |
− | + | {{TB|We just lost our director! How will I know what motivations to use?}} | |
− | '''Task: '''Collect Space Crystals [x185] | + | {{Tapped Out Airshot Icon}} |
− | '''Task: '''Make Krusty Await the Results | + | {{TB|Who's going to tell me I did a great job after each scene even when I didn't?}} |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Moby Man Icon}} | |
− | Kent Brockman | + | {{TB|And how will I know whether the camera is picking up my muscle definition?}} |
− | Kent Brockman | + | {{Tapped Out Black Voodoo Icon}} |
− | Kent Brockman | + | {{TB|Pfft, we all know those muscles are implants.}} |
− | Kent Brockman | + | {{Tapped Out Moby Man Icon}} |
− | Comic Book Guy | + | {{TB|You take that back!}} |
− | Kent Brockman | + | {{Tapped Out Black Voodoo Icon}} |
− | + | {{TB|Only when you take that six pack back to the plastic surgeon!}} | |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | |
− | + | {{TB|The crew is tearing itself apart. It looks like your movie is once again a mess, Krusty.}} | |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | |
− | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> I never thought it'd come to this, but it's time to do the one thing I was avoiding.}} | |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | |
− | + | {{TB|Run that clown nose of yours through the dishwasher?}} | |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | |
− | Krusty | + | {{TB|Okay, two things. That and it's time I actually tried to direct this movie.}} |
− | Polystar Executive | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Space Crystals [x145]<br/>If the user has Chinnos: '''Task: '''Make Chinnos Ask About Motivation (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes<br/>If the user has Airshot: '''Task: '''Make Airshot Ask for a Compliment (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes<br/>If the user has Moby Man: '''Task: '''Make Moby Man Flex Harder (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Krusty Take Charge (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)|colspan=2}} |
− | Krusty | + | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} |
− | Polystar Executive | + | {{TB|Listen up, everyone. I don't like you, and you don't like me.}} |
− | Krusty | + | {{Tapped Out Airshot Icon}} |
− | Polystar Executive | + | {{TB|I like you.}} |
− | Krusty | + | {{Tapped Out Moby Man Icon}} |
− | Polystar Executive | + | {{TB|We all like you.}} |
− | Polystar Executive | + | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} |
− | + | {{TB|Really? I guess that blows that theory. Anyway, we've got an ending to shoot and that's exactly what we're gonna do!}} | |
− | '''Task: '''Make Krusty Ruin His Directing Reputation | + | {{Tapped Out Magnesium Man Icon}} |
− | + | {{TB|I can't believe you don't like us.}} | |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | |
− | Krusty | + | {{TB|Forget I said that.}} |
− | Bart | + | {{Tapped Out Hydrangea Icon}} |
− | + | {{TB|I don't see how we can.}} | |
− | Krusty | + | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} |
− | Bart | + | {{TB|Oy vey. This is gonna be worse than I thought.}} |
− | Krusty | + | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
− | Bart | + | }} |
− | + | ===A Recipe for Distress Pt. 5=== | |
− | + | {{Table| | |
+ | {{THT|After completing A Recipe for Distress Pt. 4:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Kent Brockman, coming to you live from the red carpet of Polystar Pictures' "The Sands of Space" premiere…}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|This is the big night, Krusty. How are you feeling?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'm feeling really confident about the picture.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Most directors would be a nervous wreck. What's your secret?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Someone once inspired me to remove all hesitancy and just go for my vision. That's what I did.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Was this inspiration your interim director who stole a multi-million-dollar helicopter in an elaborate prison escape?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Inspiration comes in many forms. No more questions.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Space Crystals [x185]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Krusty Await the Results (4h, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theater or Homes<br/>If the user has Polystar Executive: '''Task: '''Make Polystar Executive Await the Results (4h, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theater or Homes<br/>If the user has Kent Brockman: '''Task: '''Make Kent Brockman Watch the Premiere (4h, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theater or Homes)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Ladies and gentlemen, the reviews are in, and it's a hit!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|A "hit" to the head, because that's what you'd have to have suffered to ever consider seeing this flop.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Where's it fall flat? The writing, the acting, the directing...?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Why don't we let this local comic book salesman sum it up for us.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Worst. Movie. Ever.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And there you have it.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ==Win-win== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After completing Dog and Phony Show Pt. 5, Asleep at the Reel Pt. 5, Crossover Chaos Pt. 5 and A Recipe for Distress Pt. 5:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Krusty, we'd like to discuss the reviews for your film.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Sorry I let you down.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You didn't let us down.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I didn't? But the movie flopped.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yes, but you went over budget. Now we can place the blame squarely on you and Polystar Pictures gets to save face.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|So that's why you added all those expensive superheroes to the movie?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yep. So congratulations on making a real stinker.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Congratulations?! My reputation is ruined!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I guess you can't make an omelet without breaking a few condor eggs. Spoiler alert: you're the condor egg. <nowiki>*</nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Hey, that's not bad… Maybe I should write our next movie…}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Krusty Ruin His Directing Reputation (4h, Ginormous Pictures, Polystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theater or Homes<br/>If the user has Polystar Executive: '''Task: '''Make Polystar Executive Think About Writing (4h, Ginormous Pictures, Polystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theater or Homes)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Cheer up, Krusty. You don't need the movie biz. You've still got your kids' show!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yeah, but Polystar Pictures took away all my swag: my mansion, my sports cars, my bottomless bagel and babka bar…}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|At least you can go back to bossing Sideshow Mel around.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Krusty, we're on in five.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Cram it, Mel.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|See, didn't that feel good?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I guess it did.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The simple pleasures make life worth living.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Revision as of 18:21, September 14, 2022
Contents
A Recipe for Distress
A Recipe for Distress Pt. 1
A Recipe for Distress Pt. 2
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A Recipe for Distress Pt. 3
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A Recipe for Distress Pt. 4
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A Recipe for Distress Pt. 5
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Win-win
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