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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Showbiz Showdown content update/A Recipe for Distress Gameplay

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A Recipe for Distress[edit]

A Recipe for Distress Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on September 6th:
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png My name is Robert Terwilliger, your new director. Complete transparency...I'm a convicted felon.
Tapped Out Airshot Icon.png Convicted of what?
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Faking my own death, rigging an election, a bunch of attempted murders...
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Don't forget the time you tried to frame me for robbery.
Tapped Out Airshot Icon.png And you want this guy to direct your movie?
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Would you rather star in a flop directed by Krusty, or in a blockbuster hit directed by a hardened criminal?
Tapped Out Moby Man Icon.png My agent said I'm one flop away from hosting game shows, so I choose the criminal!
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Alas, I can not change my past, but I can forge a new future. Your futures. For the better. Now, are there any objections before we begin?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Just one... Are you going to try and kill Bart again?
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png If there's time. Now, let's take this scene from the top.
Task: Collect Space Crystals [x145]
If the user has Sideshow Bob: Task: Make Sideshow Bob Start Directing (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)
Task: Make Krusty Let Sideshow Bob Take Over (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Hydrangea, in this scene I want to feel your anger as if your very life was at stake.
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png What makes you angry in real life? We'll use that as inspiration.
Tapped Out Hydrangea Icon.png Well, sometimes Magnesium Man takes my lunch, even though my name is clearly written on it.
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Good! Imagine that the Pain Lords are actually Magnesium Man coming for your lunch. It's up to you to stop him. And...action!
Tapped Out Hydrangea Icon.png If you want this Love Gem, you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead fingers you human filth!
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Cut! That was terrific.
Tapped Out Magnesium Man Icon.png *eating Hydrangea's lunch* Yeah, great job, Hydrangea.
Tapped Out Hydrangea Icon.png Leave. My. Lunch. Alone! *tackles Magnesium Man*
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Magnesium Man and Hydrangea are fighting on set? We need to stop them!
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Don't be a fool! I've just given birth to brilliant performances! Keep rolling cameras!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Recipe for Distress Pt. 2[edit]

After completing A Recipe for Distress Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Quetzelica Icon.png I guess deep down I'm still that scared little girl who couldn't help her sister when she needed it most.
Tapped Out Black Voodoo Icon.png You're a stronger person now, and I know you won't let us down.
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Cut! Quetzelica, I need to see tears in this scene. The audience should be mourning your self-doubt.
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png And Black Voodoo, don't rush it. We want to feel the tension before we know your true feelings. Now, take it from the top.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Wow, Bob, how did you become such a good director?
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Working the Krusty Show helped, but it wasn't until prison that I learned how to remove hesitancy. Now I see a vision and just go for it.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Is that why all the best actors are reformed inmates?
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png If they were in my cell block, then yes.
Task: Collect Space Crystals [x115]
If the user has Sideshow Bob: Task: Make Sideshow Bob Turn the Movie Around (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)
Task: Make Krusty Take Notes From Sideshow Bob (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Recipe for Distress Pt. 3[edit]

After completing A Recipe for Distress Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Attention all! It's time for our big helicopter scene. We only get one shot at this, so let's give it our best.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Whoa, mama! That thing is awesome!
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Hands off. The military is lending us their prototype for promotional purposes only.
Tapped Out The General Icon.png This is the Ultra RX Kill-O-Bird 5000. It costs two hundred million taxpayer dollars.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Why risk it in a movie?
Tapped Out The General Icon.png Son, putting high-tech military machinery on the big screen is the greatest recruitment tool we have.
Tapped Out The General Icon.png Why, if I let you fly this puppy, I'll bet you'd want to join the Air Force!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Damn straight, I would!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Excuse me, that's my son, and he's a minor.
Tapped Out The General Icon.png Of course, we wouldn't dream of recruiting minors.
Tapped Out The General Icon.png *hands Bart a pamphlet* *whispers* Psst, come see me when Sergeant Wet Blanket isn't on duty.
Task: Collect Space Crystals [x145]
If the user has Sideshow Bob: Task: Make Sideshow Bob Prepare the Helicopter (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)
Task: Make Bart Ask About the Air Force (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
If the user has The General: Task: Make The General Hand Bart a Pamphlet (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Take the Pamphlet (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Before we start filming, safety regulations require me to inspect the helicopter.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Knock yourself out.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You idiots! You've just given Sideshow Bob access to a helicopter he can use to escape.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png That's ridiculous.
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png And here's an ending for your movie: the convicted felon flies off into the sunset.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Wait, you're leaving without even trying to kill me?
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png *sigh* I'd love to, Bart. But this movie has me a little burnt out.
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png If you want, I could try and cut your head off with the helicopter blades as I take off.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Nah, no need to force it.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Recipe for Distress Pt. 4[edit]

After completing A Recipe for Distress Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Chinnos Icon.png We just lost our director! How will I know what motivations to use?
Tapped Out Airshot Icon.png Who's going to tell me I did a great job after each scene even when I didn't?
Tapped Out Moby Man Icon.png And how will I know whether the camera is picking up my muscle definition?
Tapped Out Black Voodoo Icon.png Pfft, we all know those muscles are implants.
Tapped Out Moby Man Icon.png You take that back!
Tapped Out Black Voodoo Icon.png Only when you take that six pack back to the plastic surgeon!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png The crew is tearing itself apart. It looks like your movie is once again a mess, Krusty.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png *sigh* I never thought it'd come to this, but it's time to do the one thing I was avoiding.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Run that clown nose of yours through the dishwasher?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Okay, two things. That and it's time I actually tried to direct this movie.
Task: Collect Space Crystals [x145]
If the user has Chinnos: Task: Make Chinnos Ask About Motivation (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
If the user has Airshot: Task: Make Airshot Ask for a Compliment (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
If the user has Moby Man: Task: Make Moby Man Flex Harder (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)
Task: Make Krusty Take Charge (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Listen up, everyone. I don't like you, and you don't like me.
Tapped Out Airshot Icon.png I like you.
Tapped Out Moby Man Icon.png We all like you.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Really? I guess that blows that theory. Anyway, we've got an ending to shoot and that's exactly what we're gonna do!
Tapped Out Magnesium Man Icon.png I can't believe you don't like us.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Forget I said that.
Tapped Out Hydrangea Icon.png I don't see how we can.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Oy vey. This is gonna be worse than I thought.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Recipe for Distress Pt. 5[edit]

After completing A Recipe for Distress Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Kent Brockman, coming to you live from the red carpet of Polystar Pictures' "The Sands of Space" premiere...
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png This is the big night, Krusty. How are you feeling?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I'm feeling really confident about the picture.
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Most directors would be a nervous wreck. What's your secret?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Someone once inspired me to remove all hesitancy and just go for my vision. That's what I did.
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Was this inspiration your interim director who stole a multi-million-dollar helicopter in an elaborate prison escape?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Inspiration comes in many forms. No more questions.
Task: Collect Space Crystals [x185]
Task: Make Krusty Await the Results (4h, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theater or Homes
If the user has Polystar Executive: Task: Make Polystar Executive Await the Results (4h, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theater or Homes
If the user has Kent Brockman: Task: Make Kent Brockman Watch the Premiere (4h, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theater or Homes)
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Ladies and gentlemen, the reviews are in, and it's a hit!
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png A "hit" to the head, because that's what you'd have to have suffered to ever consider seeing this flop.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Where's it fall flat? The writing, the acting, the directing...?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Why don't we let this local comic book salesman sum it up for us.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Worst. Movie. Ever.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png And there you have it.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Win-win[edit]

After completing Dog and Phony Show Pt. 5, Asleep at the Reel Pt. 5, Crossover Chaos Pt. 5 and A Recipe for Distress Pt. 5:
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Krusty, we'd like to discuss the reviews for your film.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Sorry I let you down.
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png You didn't let us down.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I didn't? But the movie flopped.
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Yes, but you went over budget. Now we can place the blame squarely on you and Polystar Pictures gets to save face.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png So that's why you added all those expensive superheroes to the movie?
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Yep. So congratulations on making a real stinker.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Congratulations?! My reputation is ruined!
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png I guess you can't make an omelet without breaking a few condor eggs. Spoiler alert: you're the condor egg. *chuckles*
Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon.png Hey, that's not bad... Maybe I should write our next movie...
Task: Make Krusty Ruin His Directing Reputation (4h, Ginormous Pictures, Polystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theater or Homes
If the user has Polystar Executive: Task: Make Polystar Executive Think About Writing (4h, Ginormous Pictures, Polystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theater or Homes)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Cheer up, Krusty. You don't need the movie biz. You've still got your kids' show!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Yeah, but Polystar Pictures took away all my swag: my mansion, my sports cars, my bottomless bagel and babka bar...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png At least you can go back to bossing Sideshow Mel around.
Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon.png Krusty, we're on in five.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Cram it, Mel.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png See, didn't that feel good?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I guess it did.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png The simple pleasures make life worth living.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20