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| + | {{Quote|Some of you may discover a wonderful vocation you never even imagined. Others may find out life isn't fair. In spite of your master's from [[Bryn Mawr]] you might end up a glorified baby-sitter to a bunch of dead-eyed fourth graders while [[Ken Krabappel|your husband]] runs naked on a beach with your marriage counselor!|[[Mrs. Krabappel]]|Separate Vocations}} | ||
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The '''Career Aptitude Normalizing Test''', also known as '''CANT''', is the name of the test that determines their future careers. | The '''Career Aptitude Normalizing Test''', also known as '''CANT''', is the name of the test that determines their future careers. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
| − | Tests are processed at the [[National Testing Center]] and controlled by a robot named {{ap|Emma|Separate Vocations}}. It was given to the students at [[Springfield Elementary School]]. | + | Tests are processed at the [[National Testing Center]] in [[Proctorville]], [[Iowa]] and controlled by a robot named {{ap|Emma|Separate Vocations}}. It was given to the students at [[Springfield Elementary School]]. |
== Questions == | == Questions == | ||
Latest revision as of 10:32, April 12, 2024
- "Some of you may discover a wonderful vocation you never even imagined. Others may find out life isn't fair. In spite of your master's from Bryn Mawr you might end up a glorified baby-sitter to a bunch of dead-eyed fourth graders while your husband runs naked on a beach with your marriage counselor!"
- ―Mrs. Krabappel[src]
The Career Aptitude Normalizing Test, also known as CANT, is the name of the test that determines their future careers.
Contents
History[edit]
Tests are processed at the National Testing Center in Proctorville, Iowa and controlled by a robot named Emma. It was given to the students at Springfield Elementary School.
Questions[edit]
- 1. If I could be any animal, I would be: A) a carpenter ant... B) a nurse shark... or, C) a lawyer bird.
- 60. I prefer the smell of: A) gasoline... B) French fries... or, C) bank customers.
Results[edit]
- Janey Powell - Architect
- Chuck Berger - Insurance salesman
- Ralph Wiggum - Salmon gutter
- Milhouse Van Houten - Military strongman
- Martin Prince - Systems analyst
- Lisa Simpson - Homemaker
- Bart Simpson - Police officer
