Difference between revisions of "Say Hello to My Little Friend... Scarface!/Quotes"

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Milhouse Van Houten: You're my best friend! How could you dare me to wedgie myself?

Bart: Don't hate the "playa." hate the game!

Milhouse: Okay, "playa", It's your turn,

Bart: Bring it!

Milhouse: Truth! Have you ever kissed your pillow while pretending it's Terri or Sherri?

Bart: Uh, I'll take the dare!

Milhouse: Okay, I dare you to save Ralph from the bullies.

Bart: Wait! I came over to recuse you!

Jimbo Jones: Huh? Rescue us?!

Bart: Yeah. I'd hate to see Ralph beat you down like he did that biker gang in Shelbyville.

Dolph Starbeam: No way.

Bart: He night look harmless, but I you mess with him, he turns into a killing machine?

Nelson Muntz: Milhouse, I see you're part of Ralph's entourage.

Milhouse: That's right.

Nelson: I don't want any toruble, so here's a check for all the milk money I've taken from you over the years.

Meathook: We're the Hell's Satans! And we're lookin for a tough guy named Scarface ralph!

Ralph Wiggum: My name is Ralph!

Bart: Aye, Carumba!

Meathook: We've been getting picked on all day! Someone's been sayin' you beat us up!

Ramrod: But all that's really been hurt are our feelings!

Meathook: Hey, kid. The scar on your neck is smearing!

Ramrod: What gives?

Ralph: I had chocolate pudding for breakfast. SOmetimes pudding skips off the fork.

Ramrod: It is pudding!

Jimbo: Bart said it was a scar!

Dolph: He's the one who said Ralph beat up your biker gang.

Meathook: [GRRR!]