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{{qf|[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]}} The Ab-muset is the number one workout not recommended by fitness expert's. And the only one to be endorsed by genetically modified fitness monkeys.
 
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{{qf|Marge}} Thanks, Doc. It's too bad there's nothing you can prescribe to protect people from shoddy merchandise.
 
{{qf|Marge}} Thanks, Doc. It's too bad there's nothing you can prescribe to protect people from shoddy merchandise.
 
{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Oh there is, but I'm afraid your insurance doesn't cover it. Ah-hee-hee-heee!
 
{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Oh there is, but I'm afraid your insurance doesn't cover it. Ah-hee-hee-heee!
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Latest revision as of 15:33, February 5, 2022



Rainer Wolfcastle: The Ab-muset is the number one workout not recommended by fitness expert's. And the only one to be endorsed by genetically modified fitness monkeys.
Marge: You know, with bake sale season coming up, I could stand to lose a few pounds. The Brochure says this will be me in three months.
Homer & Bart: Awesome!
Sign: 4 to 6 weeks later...
Lisa: Whoa, mom! You've really worked up a sweat.
Marge: You wouldn't think it would be that hard to put together.
Lisa: It sure doesn't look very safe.
Marge: You know what they say, honey! "No pain, no gain!"
Sign: Moments later...
Marge: The pain!!! The agonizing pain!!!
Dr. Hibbert: Take two a day and you should be back on your feet in no time.
Marge: Thanks, Doc. It's too bad there's nothing you can prescribe to protect people from shoddy merchandise.
Dr. Hibbert: Oh there is, but I'm afraid your insurance doesn't cover it. Ah-hee-hee-heee!