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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Why's your Internet connection so huge?  
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Why's your Internet connection so huge?  
:'''[[Smithers]]:''' That's not a connection, that's the actual Internet! [[Mr. Burns]] bought it for a tousand dollars from a drunk [[Al Gore]] in the seventies. Mr. Burns never really understood how it works. He wanted to shut it down, bu I begged him not to. My [[Malibu Stacy]] fan page and blog are on there.
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{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} That's not a connection, that's the actual Internet! [[Mr. Burns]] bought it for a thousand dollars from a drunk [[Al Gore]] in the seventies. Mr. Burns never really understood how it works. He wanted to shut it down, bu I begged him not to. My [[Malibu Stacy]] fan page and blog are on there.
 
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:'''[[Sea Captain]]:''' No! I need me map of the sea! The crew all giggle when I pull out my sextant!
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{{qf|[[Sea Captain]]}} No! I need me map of the sea! The crew all giggle when I pull out my sextant!
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' No! I was just about to finish my thirty-page newsgroup post about why [[Batman]] is better than [[Spider-Man]]!
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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} No! I was just about to finish my thirty-page newsgroup post about why [[Batman]] is better than [[Spider-Man]]!
:'''[[Gil]]:''' Aw no! Ol' Gil was seconds away from winning that poker game! All I need was three more aces!
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{{qf|[[Gil]]}} Aw no! Ol' Gil was seconds away from winning that poker game! All I need was three more aces!
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Aw no! I was halfway through learning how to use diet soda and mints to ruin a wedding!
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{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Aw no! I was halfway through learning how to use diet soda and mints to ruin a wedding!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh no! I was halfway through my legal download of the new [[Candy Sulpher]] saxophone album.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Oh no! I was halfway through my legal download of the new Candy Sulpher saxophone album.
:'''[[Patty]]:''' No! Our streaming [[MacGyver]] video.
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{{qf|[[Patty]]}} No! Our streaming [[MacGyver]] video.
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Hello?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Hello?
:'''[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]:''' Are you the Internet now?
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{{qf|[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]}} Are you the Internet now?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I guess so.
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{{qf|Lisa}} I guess so.
:'''[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]:''' We have to research a history assignment. What are we supposed to do now?
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{{qf|Sherri/Terri}} We have to research a history assignment. What are we supposed to do now?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Have you tried the library?
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{{qf|Lisa}} Have you tried the library?
:'''[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]:''' The what?
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{{qf|Sherri/Terri}} The what?
 
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' What's up?
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{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} What's up?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' We noticed [[Grampa]] never stays on the same topic for more than a sentence or two. So he's taking the place of social networking sites.
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{{qf|Lisa}} We noticed [[Grampa]] never stays on the same topic for more than a sentence or two. So he's taking the place of social networking sites.
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Don't you see? The Internet is fine in small doses. But you can't let it distract you from real life.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Don't you see? The Internet is fine in small doses. But you can't let it distract you from real life.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 08:10, May 15, 2021



Homer: Why's your Internet connection so huge?
Waylon Smithers: That's not a connection, that's the actual Internet! Mr. Burns bought it for a thousand dollars from a drunk Al Gore in the seventies. Mr. Burns never really understood how it works. He wanted to shut it down, bu I begged him not to. My Malibu Stacy fan page and blog are on there.

Sea Captain: No! I need me map of the sea! The crew all giggle when I pull out my sextant!
Comic Book Guy: No! I was just about to finish my thirty-page newsgroup post about why Batman is better than Spider-Man!
Gil: Aw no! Ol' Gil was seconds away from winning that poker game! All I need was three more aces!
Nelson: Aw no! I was halfway through learning how to use diet soda and mints to ruin a wedding!
Lisa: Oh no! I was halfway through my legal download of the new Candy Sulpher saxophone album.
Patty: No! Our streaming MacGyver video.

Lisa: Hello?
Sherri/Terri: Are you the Internet now?
Lisa: I guess so.
Sherri/Terri: We have to research a history assignment. What are we supposed to do now?
Lisa: Have you tried the library?
Sherri/Terri: The what?

Milhouse: What's up?
Lisa: We noticed Grampa never stays on the same topic for more than a sentence or two. So he's taking the place of social networking sites.

Lisa: Don't you see? The Internet is fine in small doses. But you can't let it distract you from real life.