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| − | + | {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Hey, Homer! Get up, will ya? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Just five more minutes, Marge! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} You missed our bowling league night again, Homer! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Yeah, and this year we might even make it to the finals, but not if we don't have a full team! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [MOAN!] Sorry, guys! I came by for a good luck drink and woke up here!---- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} So you've hired Frink to build a robot that can match my bowling skills, huh? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lenny}} No, Frink's bowling average is twenty points higher than yours. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Yes, it was one of the only sports I could play as a teenager that didn't involve the tackling and the shoving and the showering with other boys [NG-HEY!] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Carl}} No hard feelings, hih, Hooer? We're just takin' the team in a different direction. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lenny}} A winning one! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} No, no. It's okay, guys. I understand. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You're the kids who bully Bart at school! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} And you're his dad! We admire your choking work! I just don't have the grip for it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You will when you have kids of your own. What are you doing? You're not in the bowling league are you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} That's for wusses! We're street bowling! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} That sounds like it might be awesome. Explain! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} We bowl people over on the street for points. A knock downn is ten points. A knock down is ten points, half flip is a sare, and a full head over heels is a strike! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I can't believe that sweet Ralph Wiggum boy is El Barto. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, that city walls are safe again. He got six months of house arrest! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Astrid Weller]]}} Hello, El Barto, I represent the pretentiousaria art gallery in Capital City! We saw some sampels of your art work in your online police file, and we love it! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I don't even remember doing it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Astrid Weller}} I'm sure Picasso doesn't remember everything from his blue period either. We'd like to commission you to paint a piece for our next show. We're a small gallery and can only offer then thousand dollars. I hope you don't find that insulting. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} Nope... I don't even mind when the kids call me... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hold on! Hold on! I'm El Barto! Not him! me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} Bart thinks we're still having imagination time! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Astrid Weller}} Adorable! So, El Barto, when can you paint the piece for us? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} How about now? Is that okay, Bart? Can we play later? | |
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Latest revision as of 13:06, March 7, 2022
- Carl Carlson: Hey, Homer! Get up, will ya?
- Homer: Just five more minutes, Marge!
- Barney Gumble: You missed our bowling league night again, Homer!
- Lenny Leonard: Yeah, and this year we might even make it to the finals, but not if we don't have a full team!
- Homer: [MOAN!] Sorry, guys! I came by for a good luck drink and woke up here!----
- Homer: So you've hired Frink to build a robot that can match my bowling skills, huh?
- Lenny: No, Frink's bowling average is twenty points higher than yours.
- Professor Frink: Yes, it was one of the only sports I could play as a teenager that didn't involve the tackling and the shoving and the showering with other boys [NG-HEY!]
- Carl: No hard feelings, hih, Hooer? We're just takin' the team in a different direction.
- Lenny: A winning one!
- Homer: No, no. It's okay, guys. I understand.
- Homer: You're the kids who bully Bart at school!
- Jimbo Jones: And you're his dad! We admire your choking work! I just don't have the grip for it.
- Homer: You will when you have kids of your own. What are you doing? You're not in the bowling league are you?
- Dolph Shapiro: That's for wusses! We're street bowling!
- Homer: That sounds like it might be awesome. Explain!
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: We bowl people over on the street for points. A knock downn is ten points. A knock down is ten points, half flip is a sare, and a full head over heels is a strike!
- Marge: I can't believe that sweet Ralph Wiggum boy is El Barto.
- Homer: Well, that city walls are safe again. He got six months of house arrest!
- Astrid Weller: Hello, El Barto, I represent the pretentiousaria art gallery in Capital City! We saw some sampels of your art work in your online police file, and we love it!
- Ralph Wiggum: I don't even remember doing it.
- Astrid Weller: I'm sure Picasso doesn't remember everything from his blue period either. We'd like to commission you to paint a piece for our next show. We're a small gallery and can only offer then thousand dollars. I hope you don't find that insulting.
- Ralph: Nope... I don't even mind when the kids call me...
- Bart: Hold on! Hold on! I'm El Barto! Not him! me!
- Ralph: Bart thinks we're still having imagination time!
- Astrid Weller: Adorable! So, El Barto, when can you paint the piece for us?
- Ralph: How about now? Is that okay, Bart? Can we play later?
