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Bowl Me Over/Quotes

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Carl Carlson: Hey, Homer! Get up, will ya?
Homer: Just five more minutes, Marge!
Barney Gumble: You missed our bowling league night again, Homer!
Lenny Leonard: Yeah, and this year we might even make it to the finals, but not if we don't have a full team!
Homer: [MOAN!] Sorry, guys! I came by for a good luck drink and woke up here!----
Homer: So you've hired Frink to build a robot that can match my bowling skills, huh?
Lenny: No, Frink's bowling average is twenty points higher than yours.
Professor Frink: Yes, it was one of the only sports I could play as a teenager that didn't involve the tackling and the shoving and the showering with other boys [NG-HEY!]
Carl: No hard feelings, hih, Hooer? We're just takin' the team in a different direction.
Lenny: A winning one!
Homer: No, no. It's okay, guys. I understand.

Homer: You're the kids who bully Bart at school!
Jimbo Jones: And you're his dad! We admire your choking work! I just don't have the grip for it.
Homer: You will when you have kids of your own. What are you doing? You're not in the bowling league are you?
Dolph Shapiro: That's for wusses! We're street bowling!
Homer: That sounds like it might be awesome. Explain!
Kearney Zzyzwicz: We bowl people over on the street for points. A knock downn is ten points. A knock down is ten points, half flip is a sare, and a full head over heels is a strike!

Marge: I can't believe that sweet Ralph Wiggum boy is El Barto.
Homer: Well, that city walls are safe again. He got six months of house arrest!

Astrid Weller: Hello, El Barto, I represent the pretentiousaria art gallery in Capital City! We saw some sampels of your art work in your online police file, and we love it!
Ralph Wiggum: I don't even remember doing it.
Astrid Weller: I'm sure Picasso doesn't remember everything from his blue period either. We'd like to commission you to paint a piece for our next show. We're a small gallery and can only offer then thousand dollars. I hope you don't find that insulting.
Ralph: Nope... I don't even mind when the kids call me...
Bart: Hold on! Hold on! I'm El Barto! Not him! me!
Ralph: Bart thinks we're still having imagination time!
Astrid Weller: Adorable! So, El Barto, when can you paint the piece for us?
Ralph: How about now? Is that okay, Bart? Can we play later?