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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} It turns out another racing dog moved into the neighborhood, and poor Santa's Little Helper has been feeling a little insecure... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Oh, yeah! I totally heard about the dog. Maximus, right? He's a champion! Isn't it true that your dog never won a race and your dad only took him home because no one else wanted him? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Milhouse! A little tact, please! Santa's Little Helper can be very sensitive! Come on! Let's go get in position! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Santa's Little Helper]]}} Rrrrr.... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} Take heed, all those who know the true meaning of companionshiop! Our gala spectacle begins in a mere five minutes! That's thirty-five minutes in dog time! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Well, that's not technically accurate. [GA-HOY!] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sideshow Mel}} Quiet, you! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Database]]}} I've taught Newton here, to retrieve any necessary itemens using the latest search engines! Unfortunately, he's purchased over a thousand chew toys with his Paypet account! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Next! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Okay. So maybe he's not the fastest or the smartest dog. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} He ain't no Clark Gable in the looks department, there, neither! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Yes, than you, Moe. You're very helpful. But if this is a competition that judges beauty and talent... He's always happy, always loving. Isn't that the very definition of beauty? And he can make a little girl laugh when she's feeling blue. Isn't that a talent? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} [SNIFF!] Thank you, Lisa you meleted this old vaudevillian's heart. There's no one I can give this cup to except... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I thought the pageant might be rigged, boy. So I prepared a little something, just in case. You'll always be the best dog in town! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Snowball II]]}} ... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I know. I love you, too. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Santa's Little Helper}} ''[sounds]'' Lick! Lick! | |
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Latest revision as of 12:50, December 9, 2021
- Lisa: It turns out another racing dog moved into the neighborhood, and poor Santa's Little Helper has been feeling a little insecure...
- Milhouse Van Houten: Oh, yeah! I totally heard about the dog. Maximus, right? He's a champion! Isn't it true that your dog never won a race and your dad only took him home because no one else wanted him?
- Lisa: Milhouse! A little tact, please! Santa's Little Helper can be very sensitive! Come on! Let's go get in position!
- Santa's Little Helper: Rrrrr....
- Sideshow Mel: Take heed, all those who know the true meaning of companionshiop! Our gala spectacle begins in a mere five minutes! That's thirty-five minutes in dog time!
- Professor Frink: Well, that's not technically accurate. [GA-HOY!]
- Sideshow Mel: Quiet, you!
- Database: I've taught Newton here, to retrieve any necessary itemens using the latest search engines! Unfortunately, he's purchased over a thousand chew toys with his Paypet account!
- Krusty the Clown: Next!
- Lisa: Okay. So maybe he's not the fastest or the smartest dog.
- Moe Szyslak: He ain't no Clark Gable in the looks department, there, neither!
- Lisa: Yes, than you, Moe. You're very helpful. But if this is a competition that judges beauty and talent... He's always happy, always loving. Isn't that the very definition of beauty? And he can make a little girl laugh when she's feeling blue. Isn't that a talent?
- Krusty: [SNIFF!] Thank you, Lisa you meleted this old vaudevillian's heart. There's no one I can give this cup to except...
- Lisa: I thought the pageant might be rigged, boy. So I prepared a little something, just in case. You'll always be the best dog in town!
- Snowball II: ...
- Lisa: I know. I love you, too.
- Santa's Little Helper: [sounds] Lick! Lick!
